INTRUDER
The Colonel growls lowly as his hands snake around the empty drawer.
The drawer isn't meant to be empty.
In fact, it was full just the other day. The Colonel knows it was full, because he checks it every night before he leaves the office. The 'stash in the drawer is vital to the Colonel.
As he is cursing, he doesn't notice the blond alchemist walk in with a lollipop in his mouth and a brown bag full of candy in his arms.
"Hey Colonel shit-head" the blonde greets the older man as usual.
But there is no answer.
The Colonel stares at the blonde for a while, trying to figure out why the blonde is carrying sweets. Soon, he figures out why, and also why his drawer is empty.
"YOU STOLE MY CANDY!" he shrieks.
Soon, Edward is on the floor with an angry Colonel on top of him.
Oh the things Mustang would do to for his 'stash of sweets...
A/N: I'm sure right now you're busy vomiting on the keyboard because you hate it so much. :3 Reviews and constructive criticism is more than welcomed