Hello everyone. Well, as you can tell, I've got a new story for ya. I've also got a couple of new hosts. The first is another super hero, known as Nova! *Nova flies into the screen and applause starts*

Nova: Hello! Hey, maybe you could fit me into the story.

Me: Um. No. I have no place for you in the story. Besides. You are just gonna help me host, along with our other host, who is also a member of your team. Let's give a warm welcome to Iron Fist! *Iron Fist walks in and bows*

Iron Fist: Greetings. It is a pleasure to be here.

Me: Great to have you. Now, here are the rules for hosting. You may interupt the story, if you wish to say something important. That does not include talking about what you would do in that situation or making a remark about yourself, Nova.

Nova: What!?

Me: I know you would want to put in a comment about yourself.

Nova: No I.. Actually, yes I would.

Me: I know. Rule number two. Don't annoy me. Break either of these rules and there will be ... consequences. *lightning flashes behind me* Any questions? *lightning flashes again and I sigh* I thought I said have it set to only flash that one time! *lightning flashes again* I'll be back. Iron Fist, start narrating. I've got the script right there.

Nova: Why can't I narrate?

Me: Because. I know you won't do what I want. *I leave*

Iron Fist: Christ's Disciple doesn't own anything. Now, let us start the chapter.

We begin the story in the villain's lair. They are currently discussing their plans. Diablo points to a picture of a stadium. "So, while me and DB are here, you will be fighting the Cinco Furiosos here in China with the army." (A/N: Just wanted to say that I used google translate, so if it is wrong, you know why. Also, I will be taking over the narrating again. Thank you Iron Fist. Iron Fist: You are quite welcome).

Shen then asked, "But, how can you be so sure you will win?"

Diablo smirked. "Because, I-" He was cut off by an explosion then indistinct shouting. "What the? Everyone, get ready for a fight!" They all got ready for a fight when an army of several armored creatures came in, but they stopped their charged and parted for an armored rhino. "Who are you?"

The rhino smirked under his helmet and lifted the mask, revealing he had a scar that went from the upper left corner of his face down to the lower right, missing his eyes. "My name is not important. Neither will yours if you do not surrender to me and become my prisoners."

Diablo growled. "What makes you think you can beat us?" He drew his katana out slowly.

The rhino simply chuckled. "I have an army of well trained soldiers that have braved the harshest colds, the worst of heats, and some of the strongest of armies."

Diablo chuckled evilly. "Si. We also have our own army. And, each of us are a one man army."

The rhino replied, "I am a one man army myself." He drew his own sword. "Do you like my sword?" He held it out for them each to see and they could clearly see blodd stains on it. "I made it myself. Each spot of blood is that of another enemy."

Diablo rolled his eyes. "Well, it definently is not one of the better swords."

"Better than your butter knife." Diablo charged and he swung at the rhino, but a soldier got in the way, allowing the rhino to hit Diablo into the wall. The others all got ready to fight. "Who's next?"

Jade Palace

(A/N: Nova: Woahwoahwoah! Me: What? Nova: You're just gonna leave them hanging like that!? Me: It gets a little gruesome in the fight scene with all the blood and death, mainly of the soldiers. Don't worry. My OCs will ive. We'll go back later) DB and Matthew were in the middle of a spar. Shifu was on the sidelines, watching with an amused smile. Matthew delivered a kick to DB's jaw. DB barely dodged his punch and deliver his own hit to Matthew's side, sending him to the edge of the ring. The canines charged at each other. DB ducked under Matthew's foot like in the Matrix when he dodged the bullets. DB then did a backflip, kicking Matthew in the face. Matthew stumbled backwards and spun to the side to avoid DB. Shifu then snapped his fingers and the two turned to him. "You are both doing well. Matthew. You have learned well during your time here. You stil need to work on dodging hits, instead of taking them. You may receive one that is lethal."

"Yes master."

"DB. You need to work on your form. It has been getitng unstable."

"Yes master." His tone indicated somethign was wrong.

"DB. Is something wrong?"

DB sighed and looked down. "Ya. I'd rather not talk about it right now, though."

Shifu nodded in understanding. "Very well. When you are ready, you know where to find me. You both have the rest of the day off. I will be meditating." He then left while DB and Matthew stayed, Matthew looking at DB with concern.

"DB." Matthew's voice was laced with concern, as was his face, "What is wrong?"

DB shook his head. "I'd rather just take care of it myself right now." DB began walking off, but was stopped when Matthew put his hand on his shoulder. He turned to Matthew.

"You know that t may be easier if you had another to share the weight of this."

DB shook his head. "I'd really rather not." He walke dout from Matthew's grip. "Thank you for the offer, though." DB then walked off, his head hanging.

Matthew left to where the others were, which was the kitchen. When he walked in, they were all laughing. Po continued whatever story he was telling. "Then, after I cleaned up the mess, I was taking the bucket back, when I slid on a dumpling and all the water had landed on that same customer." They all laughed again.

"That guy was having one bad day. Oh, hey Matthew."

"Hey. Do any of you guys know what is wrong with DB?"

All the warriors shared a look before shaking their heads. Viper asked, "Why do you ask?"

"Well, DB was off his form in our spar today and he was upset about something." Matthew shook his head. "He currently isn't talking to anyone about it."

Informant then dropped down. "Hey guys. Do you know where DB is?"

Matthew answered, "He walked off in a random direction after our spar." Informant nodded and was about to leave, when Matthew asked, "Do you know what is wrong with him?"

Informant sighed. "Ya. This is month that his ninja master was killed. He is always down when it happens. Word of warning. On the day of the anniversary, do not, under any circumstance, talk to him. You will recieve an injury that will take at least six months to heal. Learned that the hard way." Informant shuddered. "Well, I've gotta give him a status report." Informant then left.

Matthew nodded as he sat down with the rest of them. "Well, that explains that. I wonder if there is any way to help him." He then cast a glare to Monkey and Mantis. "Don't even think about cracking a joke about him and Wan." The two just closed their mouths.

villain's lair

The cave was mostly destroyed and littered with bodies. The five villains were all chained up. Shen had the metal half of his tail ripped off, his metal wing had multiple dents in it, his clothes tattered, and multiple cuts and feathers out of place. Diablo was unconcious. He had blood coming out of his nose, his right arm was bent at an odd angle, his right leg had a gash on it going from the top of the knee to the foot. His left foot had a skin taken off from the bottom of it. Mastermind had recieved a nasty cut in his forehead, his torso was cut up in multiple places and his back was bent, obviously being broken. Avenger had a cut going over his eye with the eyepatch, his tail was broken, he had a shallow cut going up his left side, and his ear was torn, but not missing a piece. Traitor had both wings broken, a cut that was similar to the rhino's, and the talons of a foot were broken off.

The rhino had dents in his armor and his helmet was gone, revealing many injuries on his head. "You have all given me and my army quite the excercise. You killed quite a few of them. But, you were obviously not a match for me and my army."

Traitor was the first to speak up. "You did not...fight honorably."

The rhino chuckled. "Honor is not part of my vocabulary. No-"

Avenger cut him off with a joke. "It must be part of your vocabulary. You just used it." He had a smirk.

The rhino turned to him. "I like you. I'll make sure that you are killed first and have a quick and painless death. Those are both promises."

"Well. we can't trust you to keep your promises. when you don't have honor."

The rhino smiled a bitter sweet smile. "Yes. I haven't had honor since I was kicked out of the army of the Chinese emperor." He then chuckled evilly. "I will make sure he is the last of them to die and make his death slow and painful for what he did to me." He expression turned to one of anger. He shook his head and turned to them with a smile. "Now. Sine I am feeling generous, you may choose how you are killed." He looked directly at Avenger. "So. What will it be?"

Avenger thought for a little bit. "Okay. Let me think here. I need some sort of death that will get me out of these chains. But, what? If I have him run something through me, he will just leave me here. Dumping stuff on me will cause the same thing. Come on! Wait! That's it!" Avenger fought to keep a smirk. "I'd like to be boiled alive."

The rhino was shocked, to say the least. "O-kay. Well, we have a pot of water boiling already." He unlocked Avenger's chains and at that moment, Avenger kicked him in the face, giving him some distance and allowed him to go through a portal. The rhino chuckled. "That sly dog. He wanted one where I had to unlock his chains."

"And you were dumb enough to fall for it." Traitor scoffed. "How were you able to lead any soldiers to victory."

The rhino glared. "You will be the last to die. Guess I need to find where he went to be able to kill him." He began walking off. "Don't worry. Your deaths will come soon enough." He turned to one of the soldiers. "Make sure to get them to my castle and put them in cells they can't escape from." The soldier saluted as he walked on.

Jade Palace

The warriors were continuing to talk about how to help DB, when a portal opened and Avenger came through. They gasped at the sight. Avenger looked up. "We are in trouble. We need your help."

DB had rushed in and asked, "What kind of help!?"

"We were attacked by an army that is led by a rhino that was kicked out of the imperial army. We just barely survived the attack. Please. Help us."

DB's eyes widened. "Come on guys! Let's go!" He began to run out to get to their lair, but Informant arrived and grabbed his tail and dug his feet in, but he was still sliding slowly.

Informant grunted with the effort he was putting in to keeping DB there. He spoke through gritted teeth, "DB! We need a plan!"

"No time! We gotta save them!"

Informant then had an idea. "Matthew. Do you have your shield with you?"

Matthew pulled his shield out from under the table, gaining odd looks from everyone. "Hey. You never know when you need an emergency shield in the kitchen."

"Hold it a few feet in front of DB." Matthew did so and Informant let go of DB's tail, making him run at high speeds into the shield, putting a dent in it and knocking himself unconcious. Informant took a breath. "Well. At least it stopped him and we can make a plan."

Avenger sat down in a chair. "So will you help us?"

Informant sighed. "It is not up to any of us. I will, since DB is going to once he wakes up. But, they are gonna need to ask Master Shifu."

Avenger nodded. "I understand. But, could I receive some medical attention?" Informant nodded and heled him up.

Informant then turned to them. "Tigress. Get DB to his room. Matthew. Tell Master Shifu what you've been told. We'll move on from there." Informant and Avenger left for Avenger's medical attention while Matthew ran for Shifu and Tigress picked DB up and carried him to his room.

And so ends chapter numero uno.

Nova: I think they realize that.

Me: I know they know that. I just like saying that. It's fun.

Nova: seems like loads of fun.

Iron Fist: Others perception of fun can be very different from our own and we must respect that.

Me: thank you.

Nova: Whatever. But, why would they even think about helping their enemies?

Me: They are the heroes. They help whoever is in danger. Even their enemies. If they don't help their enemies, are they really any better?

Iron Fist: He does make a good point. Heroes must live by higher standards than their enemies.

Me: Again. Thank you.

Nova: You are both crazy if you'd help your enemies.

Me: I know I'm crazy. That's why I'm a fanfiction author. Also, since I'm getting tired of your mouth...*a keyboard comes up and I start typing* And...Nova...Lost...His...Mouth.

Nova: Ya right. Like that would happe-*he starts mumbling when his mouth disappears. He feels where it was, finding nothing and he glares at me, mumbling angrily*

Iron Fist: Someone has finally been able to shut him up.

Me: It's great being the author. *Nova fires a blast at me* Right. Forgot about your powers. Easy fix. *I turn to my keyboard, only for Nova to destroy it* Well. That is a game changer. um. Bye now. *I teleport and a blast hits where I was moments ago and a screen comes down with my face* I love being able to do that. *Nova blasts the screen, only for another to appear somewhere else* I've got several screens. I can do this all day. *he blasts it again* I don't think you grasped that fully. *it is blasted again* I'm just gonna give S.H.I.E.L.D. the bill and let them know it is your fault. *another one destroyed* Since I'm not gonna- *destroyed* Get more than a few words in- *destroyed* Iron Fist, mind signing us off. I can still hear you. *destroyed, but a new one doesn't come*

Iron Fist: Please give the author reviews as it would give him inspiration to write more. I will try to calm down my friend. *Nova begins mumbling in his face* I do not know what you are trying to say.