Hey! Updated a bit... should be easier to read now. And I just thought I'd mention that 'Bones' belongs to Fox... like we didn't know that before...
Anyway, I love the show and after reading numerous fanfictions, thought I should try to write one.. ) No spoilers!
So.. picture this:


It was kind of squared and quite literally saying- odd. It had those weird splattered figures that made absolutely no sense what so ever. Too colourful and not to mention- meaningless. So why was she looking at it?

„Didn't know you were interested in art, Bones"

„What? No, it's just... look at all those squares and the colours.. It has absolutely no point. I mean, why make a painting that nobody understands?"

Booth was frowning and looking at her suspiciously. Then turned his attention to the painting that his partner was analysing. It was rather odd, but...

„The author must have been very confused... or very young, since he obviously didn't know what he was doing."

Since Booth didn't answer, Brennan turned to look at him.

„Booth?"

„Huh?"

„I said that..."

"I heard what you said, okay? And I disagree. This is art, Bones, art. Know the word?"

She was frowning and started to say something, but Booth cut in.

„How would you picture happiness, sorrow, love or whatever the mood you're in on a painting, huh?"

„Well I don't see how it has anything to do with this certain picture..."

"This is the meaning of his painting- to express his feelings. This is what the author was feeling, when he drew it"

„What... squares?!"

"Bones... it's... just drop it okay?"

He started to leave, but had to stop.

„Just because you're a feminine guy, doesn't mean that everybody is..."

"Hey! I am not a feminine guy" Booth started to look incensed. „I have feelings, which means that I happen to be normal." He was walking away.

„I have feelings!" Brennan followed his partner. „But I don't draw stupid squares to show t..." She almost pumped into Booth since he had suddenly stopped walking.

"Whoa! That looks nice."

„That's a... picture of a naked woman, Booth"

Booth, smiling at the sight of the painting: „I realise that, Bones. That's why I'm smiling. See?" Smiles to her.
Brennan only frowns to him, but he has already turned his attention back to the naked lady.

So Brennan looks at the painting again. „You know, this is anatomically quite correct, I mean, even the tibia and fibula are... perfectly pictured under the skin. See? Right there on the leg. Nothing wrong with the way she is positioned... even the muscles are.."

Booth feels really irritated. "Okay, okay! I got your point!... I'll never look naked women again... at least when you're nearby..."

„But I was just saying... Stop nudging me!"

Booth stared to guide her out of the gallery by pushing her slightly. "That's what you always say... you should really think about something more original, Bones. Now let's go talk to Steven Thomas. After all, that's why we're here..."


Thank you for reading. Hope you didn't dislike it or thought it was boring... I'd really much appreciate it if you'd review. That would help me a lot! And, since I'm not English by birth, you can always mention the flaws. )
There will be a sequel...