"Welcome to the Shinobi Auction." The Fifth Hokage said.
"Today Konohagakure will be auctioning off some of its most popular ninja." She said as she pointed to a stage that had some of Konoha's ninja standing in a line.
"How did we get dragged into this?" Sasuke asked the other ninja.
"This is such a drag." Shikamaru said.
"This isn't fair. I wanted to bid for Sasuke, but instead I have to part of the auction" Sakura said.
"This is the most useful activity there is!" Lee said.
"I'm going to raise a lot of money for the village. Who won't bid on the future hokage." Naruto said.
"We're not even part of this village." Temari said to Kankuro and Gaara.
"Come on Akamaru, we're going to raise the most." Kiba said.
"Alright, let's start the auction.
To get your shinobi simply post a review and put in it the ninja you want and what you want the ninja to do. Also to help raise money even the jonins and yes, myself will be up for auction." Tsunade said.
"Yes! Soon all the hot kunoichi's will be mine!" Jiraiya screamed.
"Uh, why isn't he up here. Ts…Tsunade." Shizune said worried.
"Alright to so how to bid, I will pretend to auction off one of them right now." Tsunade said.
"What!" some of the ninja said.
"That means one of us will have to work twice. That's a pain." Shikamaru said.
"Please no fangirls. Please no fangirls." Sasuke said.
"Alright, the ninja to be auctioned off for the pretend round is…Tenten!" Tsunade said holding up a card.
"It's me!" Tenten said.
"Alright since this is practice, I'll keep it simple. I want Tenten to simply wash my laundry." rapterjc said.
"That's it." Tenten said.
--In rapterjc's basement.—
"Alright, there's the laundry and the washer." rapterjc said before he left Tenten in the basement with the laundry.
"This is going to be easy." Tenten said as she lifted up the bag of laundry.
As she lifted the bag of clothes, the bottom of the bag split open spilling the clothes on the cement floor.
"What. Oh come on." Tenten said as she started to pick up the clothes.
As she picked up the last sock, she loaded all the laundry into the machine and pressed the "on" button.
Once the machine was done, she lifted up the lid and started to unload the clothes. With the only piece of clothing left was a sock, Tenten reached into get it out, but found the sock to be stuck.
As Tenten pulled to get the sock out, the sock stayed in place.
"Come on. It's only a sock." Tenten said angry at the sock.
Frustrated, Tenten stood on top of the machine and bent over to pull the sock out. Despite her best efforts the sock remained stuck.
"What's the deal with this sock?" Tenten said.
As Tenten started to pull harder, her feet slipped and she fell backwards and onto the floor.
"Ow, stupid sock." Tenten said in pain as she lay on the floor.
As she opened her eyes she noticed the stuck sock was unstuck and was lying on her face.
Filled with rage, she took the sock in her hands, and began to stab it with her kunai.
"Die evil sock! Die you fing piece of laundry!" Tenten screamed as she kept pulverizing the poor sock.
"Alright that was the practice auction. And a very interesting one." Tsunade said as Tenten got back on the stage.
"I hate socks." Tenten mumbled.
Let's recap on how to bid.
Simply post a review, and in it put the name of the ninja you want to see do something funny and the event the ninja will do.
Remember the event will be twisted around to put the ninja in a funny situation.
Also it's first come first serve. In other words, if someone already used Kakashi, then I will not use Kakashi until I used five other ninjas