Wade expected to come to Peter sitting on the couch waiting for him as usual; watching television and just settling down. Though when he walked in there was no Peter on the couch and there was rose petals of different colors leading down the hallway. Wade, wondering what was up, followed them and ended up at the bedroom door. He turned the knob and opened up the door only to find Peter posing on the bed with his hands on his hips and a seductive look in his eyes; rose petals spread over the bed and the covers only hiding the lower part of Peter's body.
"Put it in my butt and call me Sally," Peter dramatically flipped his hair and moaned, his hands still on his hips.
Wade just stood there, contemplating life and confused.
Wade just had to get revenge and freak out Peter. The next day Peter came home Peter found the same setup he left for Wade, scattered rose petals of varied colors leading to the bedroom. He followed them and opened the bedroom door hesitantly, wondering what Wade could be doing on the other side. He gulped and opened it fully.
Wade was posing with his hands on his hips on the bed, posing— wearing a Vemon suit.
"LONG TIME NO SEE, SPIDEY," He screamed, and Peter almost fell on his face running down the hallway out of fear.
There was no sex for a week after that.