Yevon's Surprise
Disclaimer: sadly I do not own any characters from FF10 or any other Final Fantasy (*drool* squall…), they still belong to Square *sigh*
There is a guest appearance of Nya Mayjan, she belongs to Rae Leaver and I'm dedicating this story to her as it was her idea to get me to make a story. *Waves* ello Rae!!!
Chapter one- The horror that lurks in the bathroom…
"So…Today's the big day, ya?" Wakka was once again pestering Tidus about the Blitzball tournament, "remember you're playing for us ya? I saw you eyeing up the Al Bhed Psyches." He waved his finger at the exasperated player, while giving him a suspicious look.
"Look, I was only trying to ask Berrik whether or not he had a spare set of those cool goggles!!! I wouldn't dare switch sides, especially not after that look Lulu gave me in the changing room. Man…She can be one cold-"
"Heh! Hehehehehe! She was just having a bad day, ya? And she wants you to play for the Besaid Aurochs! We're gonna win this year, ya? VICTORY!!!"
With that, Wakka ran off to the bathroom, whooping and cheering about the Aurochs to everyone in sight, leaving Tidus shaking his head…Squall style.
Wakka burst through the bathroom door and began to fumble with his outfit.
"Damn Aurochs outfit…so many buttons, ya?"
"What? I didn't ask for my hair gel yet…"
Wakka spun round, to see a half dressed Seymour trying to dry his wet hair…
"Woah!!! Maester Seymour?! Why are you in the Aurochs bathroom?" He was so shocked he forgot his trademark "ya?" at the end of his sentence.
Seymour slowly turned round, and his eyes showed the shock and horror of seeing Wakka with half of his trouser buttons undone. "And what were you doing, entering this bathroom when someone was in it?"
Wakka just stood there open mouthed. "Well, I didn't know…I needed to go before the tournament started ya?" He then realised that he was standing half dressed in front of a grand Maester and immediately began fumbling with the buttons of his trousers trying to keep any remaining dignity he had left.
Seymour gave an exasperated sigh "well, I had to use this poor excuse of a bathroom because some klutz who was running down the hallway yelling something about victory bashed right into me and made me spill my chocolate milk down myself, and this being the closest bathroom I could find, I had to clean myself here before I opened the tournament with Maester Mika"
Seymour began to file his long nails as he waited for Wakka to dress himself. Finally, Wakka stood up and slowly backed away to the door, and to escape from the humiliation. Not that it would get any easier when Kimahri found out. Damn Rhonso, always had to be such smartarses…
He stopped in his train of thought as he heard a clink of the lock behind him, falling out of the door…
Slowly he turned round, to find the door locked but the lock on the floor. The colour drained from his face as he realised. He could be trapped for hours with Maester Seymour, and judging by the look he had given him when he walked in, it was not going to be a pleasant experience…