An Entangled Life

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairly Odd Parents. Never Will. And will not repeat.

Chapter 1: Cosmo and Crocker

"Cosmo," Crocker said as I took out the soufflé.

"Yes?" I asked closing the oven.

"Did you ever…?" Crocker left the question in the air.

I sighed and walked over.

"Denzel…" I started.

"I told you to call me Crocker," Crocker said harshly.

I immediately winced.

His tone of voice smarted.

I sighed.

Will he ever get over the whole Denzel actor vs. him comparison? – Cosmo

"Crocker I…," I started again.

"Will you ever forget about Wanda?" Crocker asked me suddenly.

I froze. He was on it again.

"I wouldn't be with you if I didn't want…" I responded.

"But what if?" Crocker asked.

"Crocker!" I exploded, "I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to be!" I shrieked.

The soufflé suddenly went flat.

My eyes suddenly burned with the (fire) intensity of a thousand hells.

"Cosmo?" Crocker asked fearfully, "darling?"

"My soufflé," I said and broke down crying.

I am very personal about my cooking.

Crocker hurried over and tried to comfort me.

"It's okay Cosmo, Martin," Crocker said using both my legal names, one legally mine in one place and the next in another.

I soon calmed down and Crocker threw away my ruined soufflé.

"I want to make our meal special," I whined.

"It's only breakfast," Crocker told me, "I only need bacon and eggs."

The table was laden with duck, fried rice, cakes, cupcakes, pastries, chicken, plain rice, vegan dishes, ham,…I went overboard.

Ms. Dolores Day Crocker, Denzel's mom ate heartily on a blanket on the floor.

"Wonderful meal yet again Martin dear," Ms. Crocker complimented.

"Thanks," I said blushing.

Crocker's mother was so complimentary. To believe I was actually considered moving out of this house.

I'm still Timmy's godparent, sort of.

I visit him Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. Saturdays are half-day since Crocker's a teacher.

Sometimes I visit at other times. But at those times it's just to talk, not work as a wish granting fairy.

How did all this happen?

Well it started with a stupid act and an outrageous punishment.

An outrageous punishment that left me without my powers, fairy form, and my memories for an entire year.

Chapter 1

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