Germany was sitting at his desk in his office at home when there was a knock on his door. He lifted his head from the papers and put down his pen. "Ja? Who is it?" A hyper Italian voice sounded from the other side of the door.
"It's-a me, Italia! Can I come in Germany?" When Italy stopped talking Germany sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Ja, ja. Fine come in. Just be quiet I'm vorking." His eyes went back to his papers and he continued writing with his pen. Italy opened the door with a big, dorky smile on his face. His eyes were closed like usual as he bounded into the room letting out a string of "Ve's". Italy sat himself on the corner of Germany's desk and swung his feet back and forth. Germany was used to the "Ve's" so it didn't bother him much but he was getting a bit irritated as he was trying to focus. Eventually the annoyance of Italy's "Ve's" made him mess up a word. He sighed and looked at Italy and then the White-out next to Italy. "Ugh, Italy." He looked at Italy sternly.
"Veh? Si captain?" Italy cocked his head to the side, keeping his eyes closed.
"Can you hand me zhe Vhite-out right zhere?" He asked in a calm voice.
"Ve~! Okie dokie!" Italy smiled and handed Germany the White-out. Germany painted over the mistake and continued writing. Italy kept saying "Ve" over and over again. After about ten minutes, Germany started to get really irritated. Eventually the German snapped and yelled at Italy. "COULD YOU STOP MAKING ZHAT GOTT DAMN NOISE?! HOW VOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU VERE BUSY UND ALL YOU HEARD WAS: 'VE VE VE'!?" He breathed heavily with an angry look on his face with his teeth gritted together. But Italy stopped shaking from being scared and started giggling. Germany's expression changed to one of shock. "Vhy are you laughing? Vhat's so funny?!" Italy just kept laughing before he broke out into full laughter. He hit the floor laughing and rolling around. When he finally stopped he said:
"You yelled 'Ve' and it sounded so funny!" he went back to laughing. Germany just looked down in a pit of embarrassment. The next day Italy told everyone about how Germany yelled "Ve" and Germany was laughed at at every meeting until Prussia got drunk during one of those meeting and danced to "Disco Pogo" in nothing but his Prussian flag boxers.