A/n: Set February 14, 2003. No spoilers, I don't read them.

Kate

Received, from Abby, a Pokémon card with a blo-pop. She hid it in her purse and ate it when she got home.

Received, from Tony, a flesh-colored piece of paper with a simple picture of a rose on it.

Tony

Received, from Abby, a Pokémon card with a blo-pop. He sucked it unashamedly, then blew bubbles with the gum until Gibbs made him spit it out.

Received, from Kate, a flesh-colored piece of paper with a simple picture of a rose on it, crumpled into a ball and thrown at his head.

Gibbs

Received, from Abby, a Pokémon card with a blo-pop, which he ate while wearing an expression that dared anyone to comment.

Received, from an unwitting Tony (delivered via a vengeful Kate) a disrespectful verse.

Ducky

Received, from Abby, a Pokémon card.

Gerald

Received the blo-pop he stole off of Ducky's card.

Abby

Received, from Kate, (who was the newbie and had been caught off-guard by the tradition) a pink post-it hastily scribbled with 'Happy Valentine's Day!'

Received, from Tony, a picture of a heart...which had undergone some form of surgery or another.

Received, from Gibbs, a box of conversation hearts marked 'To Abs'.

Received, from Ducky, a sheet of interesting facts about the holiday, with 'Abigail' in cursive at the top.

Harold

The custodian received his only card a few days late, when he found it in the trash bin in the lab, hidden by disposable gloves and soda cups. It was a red heart with black lace edging, and in sprawling white cursive read, 'I love you'. On the back was scrawled, 'More than you'll ever know, Jet'. It was signed, 'Abby'.