Narrator- Ah, a fine day in a wonderful land under the sea called Bikini Bottom. As you can see, unless you are a pathetic dope, you'd know that only fish live in Bikini Bottom, or sponges, or starfishes, or even squirrels! And a certain place like Bikini Bottom has certain creatures. (camera zooms over to Patricks', Squidwards', and SBs' house) here is an example of two idiots and a boring squid. There's Spongebob, Patrick, and the Squidward!!!

Audience- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (someone from the audience throws a tomato at Squidward's house)

Narrator- Poor Squid! We all know how sad it feels when you're a rotton barnicle head, and have a plastic fork shoved up your ass (shakes head)

Squidward was sleeping heavily in his room, he was prepared for the best Sunday he had ever had, and he expected it NOT to be be all ruined by Spongebob and Patrick.

Squidward's digital clock radio showed 7:59:58, 7:59:59, 8:00:00! HEY YOU ALL, SPORTS FANS!! ARE YOU READY TO SHAKE YOUR ASSES??? LETS GET READY FOR FOOTBALL STADIUM NIGHT, THE BARNICLES VS. THE 9-CENTERS!! ALL TONIGHT!! $54214657 for each ticke- -

The radio volume was turned up very high, Squidward quicky heard it, and turned it off, he was obviously not a football fan.

Squidward- Hmm, lets see, (searches for another radio station) .

Man on radio- . Yup, Dat's rite, get your own courn lettuce, ONLY $9.99-

Squidward- Nope (changes to another radio station)

Man on Radio- Now for the number 1 song in Bikini Bottom, "Never Piss in your pants" -

Squidward- No, (changes to a another radio station)

(classical music plays)

Squidward- Ah, that's better!

Squidward went into the bathroom. He looked into the mirror and picked up the deodorant, Squidward lifted his arm, which caused a HORIBBLE, HORRIBLE, stench. Then Snellie came into the room.

Snellie- MEEEEOOOOOOWWWW!!! (holds her nose)

Squidward- Aw, shut up, Snellie! It doesn't smell that bad!

The horrible odor was so bad, it formed into smoke. Then the whole bathroom fogged up. Unfortunately, Squidward had a smoke alarm in the bathroom.

BEEP BEEP!!!

Squidward- What the hell.

10 seconds later a fireman came running into the room holding a HUGE hose with a gas-mask.

Fireman (muffled by the gas-mask)- Hello? Hello?! Is anyone alive in here??

Snellie- MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!! (sticks out her tongue)

Squidward- Get the hell out of here, pervert!!

Fireman- Don't mind me, sir. I'm just trying to save your life!

Squidward- GAAAHHHH!!!!! What are you talking about???

Fireman- Well, I heard your smoke alarm, so I went in, and tried to save you.

Squidward- There's nothing wrong here!!!

Fireman- Please put your put your arm-pits down, sir.

Snellie- MMEEOOOWW!!! (Agreeing with him)

Squidward- -sigh- (puts deodorant on himself)

Thank God, everyone in the room can breathe again and live.

Fireman- Well, my job here is done! (rushes out of the room)

Squidward- Okay, that was weird. I guess I'll take a shower now.

He took off his shirt and wardrobe, and got inside.

Squidward turned it up to HOT. He put body wash on himself. His eyes were filled with soap, he couldn't see. He picked up a bottle hat said Jack ass SUPER GLUE (made with crap) and put some on his head. As he was rubbing his head, his hands got stuck.

Squidward- What the-UH-OH!! I USED SUPER GLUE!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! THIS WILL NEVER COME OFF!!!

Snellie- MEEEEEEOOWW!! (walks over to the toilet and flushes it)

Squidward- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! COLD!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.

Meanwhile.

Spongebob- B-5!!

Patrick- Uh. oh!! (picks up a boomerang and runs to pineapple)

Spongebob-Base! You just lost 5 points!

Patrick- Yay! That's a good score!

Spongebob- 3,2,1. king!!!!

Patrick- Oh-no! (moves a chess piece on a chess board) KING ME! KING ME!! (runs around in a circle, bumps into his rock house) I LOSE!!

Spongebob- But it's not Thursday, Patrick.

Patrick- Barnicles!

Just then, Squidward slowly opened the door of his anchor house. He had skin ripped from his bald head, he had hair growing from his arm pits, and he had red burnt skin. Squidward (with his teeth stuck together) - THIS...ISNT...HOW.. I ..EXPECTED...MY.SUNDAY. TO.BE! (faints to the ground)

Spongebob- Hey Squid! Guess what I found in my shorts last nigh-

Squidward was fainting, so he couldn't hear the rest of what Spongebob said (he woudn't want to know what he said anyway)

Narrator- 4 hours later

Spongebob- Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?

He opened his eyes halfway.

Squidward- Sp-Spongebob? Is that you?

Spongebob- Are you okay?

Squidward quickly got up and got really mad, smoke started coming from his ears.

Squidward- AM I OKAY? AM I OKAY????!!! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAY, SPONGEBOB. FIRST, WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING, I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM, I LIFTED MY ARMS, AND THEN SNELLIE MY PET MEOWED THAT MY ARM-PITS STINK, THEN MY FIRE- ALARM STARTED BEEPING AND A FIRE MAN CAME INTO MY ROOM AND SAID WHATS THE PROBLEM!! THEM, WHEN I WENT INTO THE SHOWER, I ACCEDENTLY PUT SUPER GLUE ON MY HEAD, AND THEN SNELLIE FLUSHED THE TOILET WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER, AND.. IT .. WAS.. REALLY.. REALLY.. (Squidward puts his face close to spongebob's ear) COOOOOLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squidward's brain was about to explode. He ran away. Spongebob and Patrick stared at each other for a long time.

Spongebob- Uh, Patrick

Patrick- Yeah, Spongebob?

Spongebob- Do you think Squidwards from another planet?

Patrick- Could be, Spongebob, could. (falls asleep)

Spongebob- (snaps fingers)

Patrick-. be. Hey, where did he go?

Spongebob- He ran off. I know a way we could cheer him up!

Patrick- Oh! Really? How!?

Spongebob- Okay, follow my lead. (whispers in Patrick's ear)

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