The Organization Days
Xemnas: Well this sucks what are we suppose to do in this 50 feet tall chairs sit and just think of dirty thoughts like Xigbar.
Xigbar: Huh? What?
Zexion: Nothing Xigbar.
Xigbar: Ok good back to dirty thoughts... ahhh…
Axel: You guys are Pathetic Got it Memorized? You guys probably don't even listen to me when I saw that but that's my line y'know oh no that's that stupid weird guy in twilight town's line! Oh well, Got it Memorized!
Larxene: You guys are all idiots if I had to spend a day looking at gay cowboy movies and spending time with you guys, I would watch gay cowboy movies!
Xaldin: What's your deal Larxene! If you hate us so much why are you here?
Larxene: There was nothing on TV!
Xemnas: Oh, SHUT UP GUYS! I have an announcement! We have a new member of the organization! Her name is… well I don't know all I know is that she a girl!
Demyx: Why do we need another member here anyway? We already have a female and she's a pain in the ass!
Larxene: WHAT?! Get the hell out Demyx NOW!!
Marluxia: I'm just here to swing a big sharp thing and have the power of prettiful flowers hehe!!
Unknown Member: All you guys are Gay and pathetic I'm out of here!
Xemnas: NOOOO don't leave you're our only hope. You're our secret weapon!
Laexius: What power does she have I have the power of being butt ugly!
Roxas: I want Namine here now!! Wahhhh!! Namine !!
Xemnas: Shut up Rocksack your Namine is with some weirdo wrapped up in red bandages.
Xaldin: I'm out Peace!
Rest of Organization: Where the Hell is Xaldin going?
Demyx: You know what this is really stupid I'm going down to the disco and kicking it old school with my fan girls. Salutations!
Xemnas: Okay, that was pretty odd. Anywho, fourteenth member, what's your power were dying to know!
Marluxia: Is it the power of rainbows and kittens and unicorns? If it is she can be my peep!
Larxene: Is it the power to blow up stuff? If it is help me out with this guys I need to blow their heads off! Yhey are the stupidest idiots in the entire planet!!
Xigbar: Is it the power to help me get a lady?
Rest of Organization: What the hell o.O!?
Xemnas: Ok Xigbar are you out of your flippin' mind!
Fourteenth member: Okay, I can see who is desperate to get a woman!
Larxene: HAHAHA!! I like her already!
Saix: Is it the power to dominate the world?
Xemnas: Hey that was going to be my question!
(Fighting between Saix and Xemnas Begins)
Larxene: What are you two year olds your fighting over a damn question let the girl breath, geez!
Xigbar: Whatever guys, I got to go I need to go to the bar and try to find a lady that would actually friggin' like me and not ask if I know Demyx's number for once!!
Laexius: I got to go take a large dump, guys so I'll talk to you guys later! Peace Out!
Xemnas: Whatever anyway we need to find out your power, Fourteenth member!
Zexion: Well, I got to go to the library and read about suicide and I have to return "101 Ways to Kill Yourself". Bye!
Axel: I got to look for other lines than got it memorized! Got it memorized?!
Larxene I don't have to do anything so I guess it's just you, me, and the fourteenth member.
Xemnas: Anyway well what's your power fourteenth member?
Fourteenth Member: Do you really want to know? Are you Sure you want to know?
Xemnas: YES, YES!! I WANT TO KNOW!
Fourteenth Member: Well it's to blow up stuff!
Larxene: Mwuhahahhaha!! Excellent!
Xemnas: What the hell?!
Xemnas: Ok I need to find another person, because Larxene will probably use you to get me killed!