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THIS IS FOR ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE
AND OTHERS WHO READ BRIDE OF ALUCARD
WHAT WE HAVE PEOPLE IS A SHORT HONEYMOON STORY
THIS WON'T MAKE SENSE UNLESS YOU HAVE READ BRIDE OF ALUCARD
BUT FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AT THE RECEPTION AND THE PERVERTS WHO WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS ON THE HONEYMOON, THIS IS FOR YOU
THANKS GOES OUT TO SweetYuya FOR THE IDEA FOR THE LOCATION
ELLA IS MINE
SARAH BELONGS TO RAVEN06
TAZMIN IS MINE
YUYA IS WANNABE'S AND MINE A LITTLE BIT
WANNABENINJA IS HER OWN PERSON
AND HELLSING BELONGS TO A VERY TALENTED BASTARD WHO ISN'T ME
ENJOY AND REVIEW
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Integra shifted slightly in her chair and looked over at the laughing group.
Alucard was glaring at Anderson,
Anderson was glaring at Alucard and ogling Ella.
Ella was laughing at something Sarah was saying.
Sarah was just being Sarah.
And Pip was whispering something (no doubt perverted) in Seras' ear.
Walter walked over "Quite a picture if I might be as bold to say Sir."
He lit her cigar and she sighed "Who? The vampires or us humans?"
"Why all of the above, a quaint little group, though a strange one."
Integra nodded and wondered slightly just how much power Ella really did wield over Alucard.
No one else would have gotten the feared vampire to propose much less get married by his enemy.
Integra's eyes went to Anderson and she sat back and wondered why he had agreed to this.
Though she was loathe to admit it, she admired his restraint so far,
Neither he nor Alucard had attempted to kill the other yet,
Though the Paladin was rather bruised from getting hit several times throughout the ceremony.
Someone sat next to her and she looked over and nodded stiffly to Tazmin.
Integra wasn't sure how she felt about the prostitute yet, but she was one of Ella's bridesmaids.
Tazmin grinned as though she had read her thoughts "You're not sure about me yet are you?"
Integra ashed "No"
Tazmin nodded and closed her eyes "its okay, I'm not sure about you either"
Integra looked at her again "Why is that?"
Tazmin laughed "No offense intended but you're ... scary, rich, pampered but tough not to mention you have an entire manor of vampires at your disposal"
Integra blew out a stream of smoke "I don't have that many"
Tazmin laughed "Nooo, just Seras, Sarah, Ella and Alucard, now there's D over there" she pointed to a tall man with short brown hair and blue eyes, D had walked Ella down the aisle "D would quite happily fight for you and round up the other vampires at the club also, so I'd say you have a pretty big army"
Integra was mildly impressed "You did your homework"
Tazmin grinned "Nah, Ella just made me remember a bunch of crap"
Integra nodded, there it was again, Ella's influence "What can't that girl manipulate?"
Tazmin gave her a sharp look "She doesn't manipulate anything, she just fills you with such joy and life that you are willing to do anything to please her, some" she nodded at Anderson "Will do anything to have that joy and life a permanent fixture in there own, and others" she looked at Integra "Others mistake that for manipulation"
Integra nodded.
Tazmin sighed and winced when she heard her demon twins break something and scream.
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Ella looked over, swore and ran to the two and picked them both up before they stepped on the glass on the floor.
She looked at them both and tried to examine them to see if they were bleeding, but seeing how they had just broken the punch bowl full of blood, she couldn't tell.
Ella turned and whistled.
Alucard came over "What?"
She raised an eyebrow "Happy" she said in a warning tone.
He glared "How long do we have to wait till we can go have sex?"
Ella kicked him and hissed "The twins."
He looked up at them and glared.
They laughed back.
Ella groaned "Are they bleeding?"
He sighed "Unfortunately no."
She rolled her eyes and thrust the twins at the Geese who were supposed to be looking after them "Clean them up and keep them away from glass"
The Geese nodded and left.
Ella frowned and looked up at Alucard "Red?"
"Hmm?"
"Why do they seem scared of me?"
"Who?"
She nodded at the Wild Geese.
He shrugged "I'm going back to see if I can taunt the Judas Priest into a fight"
She rolled her eyes again and admired his ass as he left.
Tazmin walked over to her "I am so sorry Ella, Jesus my kids just seem to be bad wedding luck, no wonder my cousin said no children at hers."
Ella laughed and hugged her "They say it's the things that go wrong that you remember most, so after you're dead and gone I, looking as young and sexy as I do now, will think back and remember you sincerely."
Tazmin nodded "Just for pointing out you're not going to age and I am, I am leaving the demon twins to you if something happens to me."
Ella laughed "Tell that to Red and I guarantee you'll have five Wild Geese guarding you day and night."
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Alucard smiled at Anderson "So, I get to fuck her tonight, all night long, and then again each and every night."
Anderson gritted his teeth.
"She likes to please me, she does anything I ask her to do, and she plays out all my fantasies."
Anderson gripped his glass so hard it smashed in his hand.
Alucard grinned "And she's so flexible, we're going to work our way through the Karma Sutra book, of course we are already half way through."
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Ella looked over and sighed "Damn it, Mr. Anderson is reaching for a fork and I have a feeling it's not for cake."
Tazmin laughed "At least you made sure neither has weapons."
Ella looked at her "I don't think that stopped either of them from bringing them."
Tazmin looked over at the men "You mean?"
Ella nodded "Yep, wouldn't surprise me if Red has his guns and Mr. Anderson has some blessed blades on him."
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Integra watched the men and wondered how much longer it would be before the blood started to run.
The paladin picked up a fork and held it tightly in his hand.
Alucard smiled and removed his glasses and hat.
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Ella groaned.
Tazmin frowned "What?"
Ella sighed "When Red takes off his hat and glasses it means that he's going to fight."
Tazmin looked around in alarm "What do we do?"
Ella grinned "Don't worry; we have a plan for this."
She let out a high pitched whistle and Sarah looked over and nodded.
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Alucard looked over when Ella whistled and frowned.
Sarah ran up and crash tackled Anderson into the ground "MR. ANDERSON!"
The demon twins appeared from no where and attached themselves to Alucards legs "RED MAN!"
Anderson was trying to push Sarah off.
Alucard was shaking his legs trying to dislodge the pair.
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Ella walked over to the two and yelled "EVERYONE MOVE OVER TO THE OTHERSIDE OF THE ROOM, NOW!"
Everyone moved except for Integra, Tazmin, Ella, Alucard, the twins, Anderson and Sarah.
(Pip and Seras had disappeared long ago.)
Ella looked down at the twins "Let the red man go."
The let him go and she handed them each a lollipop "Now go annoy the bird men" (The name the children had given the Geese.)
She looked at Sarah "Let him up."
Sarah got up and brushed herself off.
Ella handed her a lollipop and Sarah squealed.
The girls walked over and joined Integra at the chairs and waited.
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Alucard pulled out the Jackal and Ella cleared her throat.
He glared at her "Now what?"
She stood up "Red no Jackal, Mr. Anderson no killing him because if you do I will show you that hell and a woman scorned have nothing on me when I'm pissed off, Red no killing Mr. Anderson just maim each other okay."
Alucard sighed "You really know how to take the fun out of things don't you."
She grinned and winked at him "It's a gift."
Alucard went to say something but Anderson stabbed him in the chest with a blessed blade before he had a chance.
Alucard glared and put the Jackal away and took out his Casull instead, he shot Anderson three times in the head.
Anderson flew back and smashed into a table; he laughed and stood back up again.
The bullets in his forehead pushed themselves out and his wounds smoked slightly before closing.
Anderson pulled out two more blades and ran at Alucard.
Alucard pivoted and shot Anderson in the back.
Anderson spun around and jumped towards him.
They slammed together and Alucards blood flew through the air marking the floor and walls.
He shot Anderson in rapid succession before pulling out another clip and reloading.
Anderson threw his arms down and four long spike like objects appeared in each hand
He threw them at Alucard and the floor seemed to move with the force.
The tables in the way broke apart and wood chips flew at Alucards face.
He grinned and shot the wood chips apart.
Anderson slammed into him and stabbed him through the neck.
Ella winced and mumbled "That's gotta hurt."
Sarah nodded.
Alucard just looked pissed off "You put a hole in my new suit."
Anderson glared "An eye for an eye."
Alucard looked over and saw three bullet holes in Anderson's robes.
Anderson swung down with another blade aiming for Alucards throat again.
Alucard rolled to the side, the blade in his neck stayed pinned to the floor so as he moved the blade ripped out his throat.
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Ella sighed "I really liked that suit too."
Alucard shot the blessed blades in Anderson's hands to pieces, the metal flew at Integra's face and Ella squealed and jumped in front of her.
The pieces of blesses blade entered her back and sliced through her body.
She squealed again and jumped up "SHIT THAT HURT!"
Anderson and Alucard both looked over at her then they glared at each other.
Anderson pulled out two more blades and muttered "That is your fault abomination."
Alucard held up his Casull and snapped "It was your fault Judas Priest and I will make you pay for hurting my woman."
Ella sighed "So romantic."
Yuya ran over with a napkin "I couldn't find any towel but will this do?"
Ella smiled at her "Any chance of you having tweezers?"
Yuya smiled back "My master is getting them now."
Ella nodded and sat down carefully so not to push the blade pieces further into her back.
Yuya's master Wannabe came over "I have tweezers, jeeze Ella you sure know how to throw a wedding don't you."
Ella grinned "What can I say I have skill."
Yuya nodded "That's true, after this I'll happily go to any party that you throw cause I know it's going to be good, now let's fix joo up."
Ella grinned at the 'joo' and presented her back to her friends.
Sarah poked a piece of blade and squealed "SON OF A BITCH BURNED ME"
Ella laughed and Wannabe shook her head and pulled out a shard of metal.
Yuya rubbed alcohol over the spot.
Ella smiled and watched her man fight for her.
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Alucard jumped over Andersons head and shot him six times before reloading, all before he even landed.
Anderson flew back and slammed into the wall; he stood up and threw four blades at Alucards body.
Three missed but one sliced open his stomach.
Alucards organs slid slightly out and Ella stared in horrified fascination "There's that damn lava lamp effect again."
Alucards shadows healed the wound and he grinned at Anderson and ran over to him and started shooting out his legs.
Anderson had the same idea and sliced one of Alucards legs off.
Anderson laughed.
Alucard looked down at his severed leg and shrugged "Flesh wound."
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Ella groaned and rolled her eyes at that.
Yuya snorted "That was lame."
Sarah nodded "Really lame."
Wannabe pulled out another shard "Super lame."
Integra sighed "Ella wherever the hell you find your friends, do me a favor and leave them there."
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Anderson bared his teeth "Then you wouldn't mind another 'flesh wound' then."
He sliced Alucards left arm off at the shoulder and it fell to the floor with a sickening splat.
Alucard looked at it "I was bored with that arm anyway."
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Ella groaned again.
Wannabe frowned "Where the hell does he get this shit?"
Sarah laughed.
Yuya frowned thoughtfully "I thinks it's funny in a lame sort of way."
Wannabe sighed "Minion get back to helping Ella."
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Alucards other arm fell to the floor and he smiled.
Anderson was panting slightly "Evil abominations should be wiped from this earth."
Alucard laughed "Be careful Judas Priest this room is filled with abominations remember."
Anderson looked around and finally seemed to realize how many vampires were in the room.
He picked up his blades and focused on Yuya and Wannabe.
Alucard called his shadows to him and regenerated his body parts.
Anderson took a step towards Yuya and Wannabe with death in his eyes.
Alucard stood behind him and shot him in the head at point blank range "Ella's rules are that no one can kill her guests tonight, and no one can kill her friends ever, if she ever changes that rule I get first choice."
Anderson fell to the floor and blood trickled from the hole in the back of his head.
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Ella frowned and looked over "Is he dead?"
Alucard bent down then looked up at her with sorrow in his eyes.
Ella sighed in relief "Thank god."
Yuya frowned and rubbed alcohol on another spot "He didn't answer you though?"
Ella grinned at her "The sorrow in his eyes tells me that Anderson is still living."
Wannabe glared at Andersons form "If he was going to do what I think he was going to do, then he won't be for long."
Ella frowned "Hey you're right; he was going to stab you and my sweet Yuya."
Wannabe glared and poked a bit of blade into Ella's skin "How come Yuya is sweet and I'm not?"
Ella glared back "OW! Remember who you're talking to love, I know you and Wannabe and sweet don't go together unless you involve Yuya."
Sarah nodded "It's true you are evil."
Wannabe nodded "True."
Yuya frowned "The big priest man is getting up."
Ella stood up and walked over to Anderson, she placed a foot on his back and pushed him back into the ground "For thinking about killing my friends you mister are going to time out."
Alucard grinned.
Ella bent down and looked at Anderson "You see that chair at the back of the room?"
Anderson nodded.
Ella smiled "That's the naughty stool; you have to stay on that naughty stool for two hours."
Anderson glared "I am no child to be sent to time out."
Ella grabbed Alucards Casull and shot Anderson in the head once "Tonight is my wedding night and that means not only do I get hot sex but I also make the rules, you naughty stool now."
Anderson glared and got up, he walked over and sat down on the chair "I wanted to sit down, I'm not obeying you."
Ella raised an eyebrow "Really?"
Anderson just sent her a death glare.
Ella smiled and looked around "Well come on people, is this a reception or a funeral?"
Alucard mumbled "It's the end of my peaceful life."
Ella turned and shot him in the head "I heard that."
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They stood together and cut the cake, Ella was slightly pissed off that she couldn't eat it, but since she had macca's not even a week ago it was to soon for her to risk eating human food again.
She pouted slightly then smiled; if she couldn't eat her wedding cake then she may as well have fun with it.
She lent up and kissed Alucard, she grabbed his hair and pulled back and smiled at him
She slammed his face into the cake and smiled again.
She felt much better now.
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Seras and Pip returned and looked around in surprise.
There was blood on the walls and over the floor.
Anderson was sitting by himself at the back of the room and Alucards face was covered in cake.
Seras muttered "I think we missed something big."
Pip looked at her and lit a smoke "Once again ma petite you point out the obvious."
Seras flicked him in the stomach and he flew back and slammed into the wall.
She felt much better.
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Alucard slid his hands up her thigh and ran his nails down her leg.
She hissed out a breath and glared at him.
He grinned back and moved his hand slowly up her thigh again.
She tensed and he moved his hand around her inner thigh.
He moved his hand slowly down again.
Ella glared and kicked him in the balls.
His eyes widened in shock and he gasped "Ow."
She smiled.
He recovered quickly and moved his hand back up her thigh.
He grabbed her garter and slowly moved it down her leg.
Once he had it in his hands he tossed it over his shoulder and heard Pip cheer.
They looked over and smiled Pip had caught her garter and was grinning "Seras ma petite, I do not need you tonight."
Ella laughed as Seras flicked him into a wall again.
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Ella grabbed a random bunch of flowers and stood with her back to the crowd "One... Two... Three"
She tossed the flowers over her shoulder and turned.
Yuya was scratching at people trying to catch the bouquet.
Sarah was jumping on people's shoulders.
Seras turned and punched out the woman next to her.
Yuya, Sarah and Seras all caught the flowers.
They glared at each other and Yuya kicked Sarah in the knee.
Sarah squealed and let go.
Seras ducked as Yuya tried to punch her.
Seras bent her head and bit Yuya on the wrist.
Yuya squealed and let go of the flowers.
Seras held them up and jumped up and down.
The Geese were all watching her boobs bounce with fascination.
Ella didn't have to be a mind reader to know they were all hoping her boobs would pop out again.
Thankfully (from Ella's point of view) that didn't happen.
Pip did however look slightly alarmed by the fact that he caught the garter and Seras had the flowers.
Ella made a mental note to fuck with his mind after the honeymoon by talking about the awesome power of the wedding flowers and garter.
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Alucard stood behind Ella and glared "Can we go fuck now?"
Ella snorted "Always so romantic Red"
He sighed "Can we go have sex now?"
She turned and wrapped her arms around him "That's better, I'll see what Sarah says"
He glared "What does she have to do with us having sex?"
Ella rolled her eyes "Remember she booked our honeymoon destination"
Alucard looked horrified "Please tell me that's another sick joke of yours?"
She shook her head.
Alucard thought of all the places that Sarah could have booked them into, his first thought was a cheap motel next to an airport.
His second was of one in Iraq.
He then had a mental image of him and Ella arriving at an old folk's retirement home.
Ella watched in fascination at all the expressions on Reds face.
He looked alarmed then horrified then completely scared.
She wondered what he was thinking of and decided that she was happier not to know.
She turned and went in search of Sarah.
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Sarah was standing in a group with Integra, Seras, Pip, Walter, Yuya and Wannabe
Ella gestured Alucard over.
Sarah smiled at them both "I guess you're both eager to leave and fuck like rabbits?"
Integra spat out her port and snapped "Do you have to be so crude."
Sarah blinked then turned back to Ella "Well you can leave anytime from now on."
Ella smiled "So?"
Sarah blinked again "What?"
Ella frowned "I would like to know where we are going."
Sarah nodded "Makes sense, you can hardly leave if you don't know where you're going."
They stood in silence for another minute.
Alucard gritted his teeth "TELL US."
Sarah blinked "No need to get pissy."
Alucard growled.
Sarah sighed and pulled out a piece of paper with an address on it "Here you go; you're staying for a week in their most famous room."
They looked down at the piece of paper and Alucard picked Ella up and threw her over his shoulder.
He turned and walked out through the wall.
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The others looked at Sarah.
Sarah just smiled blankly.
Yuya sighed "Come on; tell us where you booked them."
Sarah blinked "Oh okay."
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"DAMN IT SARAH TELL US" Integra snapped.
Sarah glared "No need to get pissy."
Yuya looked like she was about to rip Sarah's hair out.
Sarah smiled "They get to spend a relaxing week at the world famous."
They others leaned in "Yes."
"The world famous."
"Yes."
"The world famous."
"SARAH JUST TELL US."
Sarah pouted "Fine, they get to spend a week at the world famous Killham Castle."
Integra frowned "That sounds very familiar."
Sarah nodded "It should like I said it's famous."
Pip blinked "Famous for what?"
Yuya started laughing "Is that the...? Are you saying that they are spending their honeymoon at?"
Yuya was laughing to hard to finish.
Seras frowned "Isn't that?"
Sarah nodded "Yep, Killham Castle world famous for being the most haunted castle in the world."
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AN
First off I want to say I had to re-vamp this.
I wish to say a sincere thank you to DevilWearsJeans.
I was an absolute bitch to her, I know now that she was right about me review whoring (though that won't change lol)
And about my grammar, it is horrible.
But being the childish person I was, I sent a review back to her saying horrible things.
I have apologized to her via PM, but I would like to do it publicly (so to speak)
So DevilWearsJeans I am so sorry for the way I acted. I know now you were just trying to help, so thank you for that.
Even though I know you won't read this lol.
I wish you the best.
Anon reviews welcome
All the best
Angil