Hey all, thought I would try something new, I was getting tired of the super-dark fic, so I though I would alternate between it and this humorous fic.

So now sit back and enjoy.

MLAATR interviews 1:

There is a set of comfy black leather seats under a spotlight. There is a boy about 17 years old; he has brown hair, pail skin, and emerald green eyes. He is clothed in a red tea shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers, and is about 6.1 feet tall. He is currently sitting in the left seat, looking relaxed.

He turns to the audience (of which you are a member) that you will never see, being off screen and all.

"Hey people! My name is Vazura, and I will be your host for the evening."

He leans back and continues: "I will be interviewing characters from the ever-popular cartoon, My Life as a Teenage Robot!"

"Now, my first guest is the star of the show, Jenny Wakeman!"

Applause resound around the room as the mechanical figure of Jenny steps into the spotlight and sits in the seat on the right, she is clearly enjoying the attention.

"So Jenny" Vazura says "feeling relaxed? So let's start right off, how's life?"

Jenny rolls her eyes and says, "It beats the alternative"

Laughter from the audience.

Vazura chuckles a bit "so, in a lot of fanart and fanfics you somehow become human, have you ever wanted to have that really happen?"

Jenny thought for a while and said "well, it would be nice, although I would miss my powers. I would say the best thing would be if I could switch between human and robot, that would be the best!"

Vazura nods and says "ok, there are a lot of fics out there paring you off with Brad, so do you really feel that way about him?"

Jenny blushed furiously and has trouble speaking. Finally she manages to speak "th-that's ridicules, we're just g-good friends!"

She paused, started looking off into space, and says "well, he is one of the only ones who doesn't look down on me, and he's always nice to me, and he is kinda cute..." Jenny's eyes widen as she sees she is speaking out loud, and blushes an almost solid shade of blue.

Vazura is grinning wildly, and says "Just friends, ay?"

Jenny slumps down and says, "Oh shut up..."

"Fine" Vazura says, "Moving on then, just how many gadgets do you have at you disposal?"

"Hmm" Jenny says "exactly 27,642 of them" she said like she was reading from a textbook.

"HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER!" Vazura exclaimed, "You know, your mom has WAY too much free time"

"Tell me about it" Jenny said, rolling her eyes "I can't even recall the last time she had a date, or even got out of the house for fun"

"True. Now, for my next question, err..." he paused for a moment "are you "fully functional"?"

"Umm, I am at full operational capacity, if that's what you mean"

"No, I...ugg" he held his hand over his face "ok, I'll just be blunt with it..."

(And now I earn my pg-13 rating)

"...can you have sex?"

Jenny's fist connected squarely on the face, sending Vaz sailing out of the spotlight, and toppling his chair over.

Jenny crosses her arms, and blushes furiously, and angry look on her face. Loud crashing sounds are heard as Vaz lands, gets up, and staggers around into things.

"Baka" Jenny whispers to herself. Just then Vaz staggers back, a black eye clearly visible. He sets his chair back up and sits back down "Well, I'll take that as a yes." He thinks for a sec and says "I should probably skip the dress removibility, robot period, and anatomy questions"

"If you don't want to get hit again, you will"

"Ok, let's move on, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Human"

"Well, we all saw that one coming" Vaz said "so, you've fought a lot of powerful villains, who do you think is the most powerful you've ever faced?"

"Well it depends, do you mean just from the show, of from fanfics too?" Jenny asked.

"let's just go with the TV show, otherwise there is a conflict of interests"

"Well" Jenny said "I would have to say it is Vexus, she never leaves me alone, and she would rip you apart if you got on her bad side"

"DON'T say that!" Vazura moaned "I've got to interview her later!"

"You poor kid, if not for a certain earlier question, I might feel for you" Jenny huffed.

Vaz says "Your still not over that? It was ages ago!"

"It was two minuets ago!" Jenny boomed

"Ahem" Vazura says "moving on now, how do you like being in fanfics?"

"It's pretty cool, there are some great authors, and some not-so-great ones" Jenny said, glancing at Vaz at that last part. He ignored her.

"Ok, finally, what's up with the outfit?"

"What do you mean?" Jenny inquired

"I mean I've seen hookers with more clothed on. I know you want some attention, but dang girl! The show's not called "my life as a teenage SLUTbot"!"

Jenny gaped for a moment, during which time Vaz said "By the way, what, or who, are you doing this Saturday?"

Jenny's foot hit squarely in the stomach, sending him and his chair toppling over.

"If that is all Vaz, I need to go now" she said sweetly.

"...ok...that will do..." he groaned

Jenny calmly walked off stage, the audience applauding for her.

After she leaves, Vazura chokes out "that's all...the time we have...join me next time when...I interview Brad...oh god my spleen..."

The light fades out

Well? How did I do?