Madcap Girl: Parody of Barbie Girl (My take on Robin and
Kitten's "relationship")
By Aqua, ruined by this Piggy Pinkness
Opening Scene:
Starfire and Robin are on the rooftop, marveling the sunset and such but unbeknownst to them, danger lurks...(flyingpiggies giggles insanely and is carried off to the mental ward)
Robin:
Hey Star. So, what did you want to talk about?
Starfire: Robin! I wanted to say I like...
Robin: *prays to himself* Please don't say this has to do with mustard.
Please not mustard...
Starfire: No, friend. I do not wish to converse about the deliciousness of Earth's yellow condiment. You have been my best friend and taught me many things about the Earth. I-I wish to express hormonal attraction and announce- *Kitten arrives, shoving her off the roof*
SPLASH! *Apparently, Star has landed in the lake*
And so, our song begins...
Kitten:
Hi Robby Poo!
Robin: Hi, Kitten dearest *twitches*
Kitten: I wanna ride your redbird, take me shopping.
Robin: Do I have to? But you're annoying and ugly and- *whines*
Kitten: DADDY! *Killer Moth takes out remote*
ROBIN: Fine...
Kitten:
I'm a Wacko Girl, in a Psycho World,
Poo's gelled cowlick, makes me oh so spastic.
I'm his baby doll, hacking up hairballs.
Cute and fuzzy like my daddy.
Starfire: YOU! Horrid, manipulative, weaseled monster! I
shall t-. *slips on fish and falls back in*
Kitten: I'm a Madcap Gal, in a Crackers World,
Ran from the asylum, horror can't be fathomed.
Robin loves me, pets me like a kitty.
My heart burns like acid, cause I'm constipated. (What can I say? I couldn't resist)
Robin: Go away, back to prison.
Kitten:
I blow nose-bubbles, in moldy bagels,
Fatty like the grease of bacon.
Robin: You're my nightmare, die elsewhere, the horror of pink,
Kitten: Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours."
Starfire: *flys toward tower* What is this 'hanky panky?'
Kitten: Chunky monkey climbed a tree, stop my humping-spree.
Robin: (Ah-ah-ah-YES)
Kitten: Locked away, ate the key, but Poo still wants me.
Robin: (NO-uu-oooh-u)
Robin: Go away, back to prison.
(Ah-ah-ah-YES)
Kitten: Poo'll burn the mental home, he loves my Ditz-Syndrome
Robin: (NO-uu-oooh-u)
Kitten: White room fugitive, my brain's not so massive.
Fled the institution, and hit a wagon.
Your silly puddy, I'm a sexy fuddy-duddy
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours."
Starfire: "No, No, No! Robin belongs to-."
Kitten: At prom we'll kiss, Poo worships his princess.
Robin: (NO-uu-oooh-u)
Robin: Discoverer of belly lint, she can't even take a hint.
(Ah-ah-ah-YES)
Kitten: Black tux and my white dress, when Poo begs
I'll say 'yes.'
Robin: (NO-uu-oooh-u)
Kitten: Brain is a mushy clam chowder, I'm the ugly
sludge monster.
Robin: Ah-ah-ah-YES)
Starfire: *hands glow green* "On my planet, such hideous ooze monsters are
fed to hunger ravaged Clorbag slugs!"
Kitten: You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm
always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Kitten: I'm a Zany Lass, a World of Laughing Gas,
I'm a choco-dacious hottie, in a Boyfriend Frenzy.
Cower from the claws, as I cause chaos!
Running from my doctors, who treat my anger.
Kitten: I'm an Annoying Dame, in a Freaked out Game,
Mission-win-a-boyfriend, and to set the pink-trend.
Star ripped out my hair, she's jealous I swear.
Said, 'Die Varsek!' and tried to wring my neck.
Kitten: Locked away, ate the key, but Poo still wants
me.
Robin: (NO-uu-oooh-u)
Kitten: Chunky monkey climbed a tree, stop my
humping-spree.
Robin:(Ah-ah-ah-YES)
Starfire: Robin, I wish to say- *ducks to escape Kitten's claw
attack*
Kitten: At prom we'll kiss, Poo worships his princess.
Robin: (NO-uu-oooh-u)
Robin: Discoverer of belly lint, she can't even take a
hint.
(Ah-ah-ah-YES)
Kitten:
Kissey, Kissey Poo!
*music switches off* Alas, it seems the mahja of this piggy pinkness
has just yanked out my clock-radio's cord. A 91 word Epilogue shall make
amends.
Starfire: *pries Kitten off Robin* How exactly does one 'Kissey Poo?'
Is it perhaps some exotic, indigenous ritual similar to the licking of Snorkins
or Gordanian Slime? Mayhap the belly of a gnarknack of a Clorbag slug?
Robin: Not exactly, Star. Kissing is difficult to explain. It's--Well...I'll
show you. *leans in and you know the rest 0.0*
Kitten: FINE! Robin, you're fired! *glares at the very busy Tim and Kory* DADDY hire me another boyfriend!
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Ok, so whenever I write song parodies, it either means a) I am busy chiseling away at a huge concrete slab of writer's block and would greatly benefit from chocolate or b) I had too much of the said chocolate and now am laughing maniacally, reigning the terror of hyperness. I do not care how you intemperate the situation, its your choice. If the world hates this, in a couple days this parody may just mysteriously disappear or I may leave it posted to satisfy your whims or rather, mine as I cackle madly watching your brains rot from the mental images.
Crab legs shall rule the world.
