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Author's Note: written for LJ challenge 5trueloves.
"You...you have no idea who I am, do you?"
"No, you look familiar. I mean I can't really tell you what your name is or anything. but I vaguely remember you went to Neptune High."
Meg was totally fucking speechless; her face was starting to better resemble a tomato. Lilly had to hide her grin behind her hair as she filed away at her eternally perfect nails.
"I," Meg was full on stuttering now, her mouth opening and closing in a mock imitation of a living fish about to die, "I'm Meg Manning! I sat with you at lunch everyday when you'd bitch about Logan! I gave birth to your niece!!!"
Now that seemed to get Lilly's attention. With a flick of her hair, her expression turned distasteful. "Ugh, what are you, like twenty, nineteen? What, did Donut not figure out the mechanics of a condom or did you do something stupid like refuse to use them at all 'cause your parents are, like those crazy shit Christians."
Before Meg could respond at all, Lilly's eyes lit up in a way that made Meg feel scared. "Or, she continued, "Did you tell him you were on the pill in order to trap him into marrying you?" Lilly chortled now, her full attention on Meg, blue eyes gleaming brightly.
"Which is it Meg, Did you-"
Meg, already upset at the seeming initial lack of recognition, the accusations and the fact that Lilly just wouldn't shut the fuck up, suddenly grabbed Lilly, and not knowing what to do from there, did the first thing that came to mind that'd make her unable to speak: kiss her. Huh, I guess this proves my parents undeniably wrong, she thought afterwards, when she wasn't immediately sent into a world of fire and brimstone somewhere down below them.
"I always wanted to try that with a girl."
"Well duh, you did dress Veronica up as a manila whore barbie...and technically speaking I think we're family now, Meg, because of my little namesake."
"You and your incest fantasies," she replied breathlessly, "Why did you pretend not to know me at me first?"
Lilly looked over at her as if she was a little slow, and then looped her arms through hers to show her around. "Because," she said, "I wanted to see if being dead would loosen you up some and because you look hot when you blush.
And thus the newest love affair of her (after)life had begun.