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There I was, just sitting there, inside my favorite coffee shop sipping a caramel latte and reading a book minding my own damn business when Diamond, (a.k.a. the egotistical, self centered, jerk from hell who's fucked nearly every girl in school just 'cause he can, of course I call him asshole for short) walked up and decided to flirt with me!!!
What do I have a flirt with me because I'm a ditz with no brains sign on my forehead like every other chick in school? I mean yeah I love flirting and all but come on!!
So anyways he walked up to me and graved my book out of my hand!!! Now I was on the best part so far and did not want interruptions but of course that doesn't matter or apply apparently to him!!!
After he graved my book he looked me up and down, stopping at all those wonderful places girls love to be stared at. And all I could think was that 'he is such a typical guy'!!
Hoping that somebody anybody would take pity and save me!! I heard "Hey Diamond get off my chick"!! Okay anybody but that guy!! 'drum roll please' introducing one Mr. Darien Shields, male slut extraordinaire!!!
As he comes up and puts his arm around me I think 'okay this was not the savoir I asked for God, or goddess, or fates or whoever is bothering to listen!! Maybe I could grab my book and run out before these two notice…. ya know what they are soooo stupid I bet I could.
Alright here's the playoff;I'll quickly get up out of the chair grab my book, duck under Diamonds arm and run for the door… hopefully not tripping, falling or ramming into anything during my so called 'get away'.
Wish me luck all ye readers/listener/whoever the heck cares.
Okay here we go, I get up off the chair after kicking Darien in certain areas, I grave for the book making way for the entrance I pushed pass Diamond spilling my drink on his favorite pair of pants and ran!!! 'yes. yes!! yes!!!!'
Thank you almighty beings from wherever you happen to be from, I knew I could count on you to get me throu……' bam!!!! Crash!!! Splat!!! "damn fucken it!!!"
I screamed as I fell backwards into a pair of warm arms, hoping beyond hope it wasn't either of the male bimbos, I slowly looked up into the arms of my savior (or living nightmare depending on who it was) and I saw the bluest most beautiful pair of eyes known to man!!
Now I don't let any man know this but my biggest weaknesses are the eyes, this particular man however didn't have just any old pair of eyes, he had the kind of blue in those eyes that you could write famous poems about even if you weren't a poet, these eyes could have you weak in the knees in a split second when they turn on you as they were on me now and yes oh YES I was weak in the knees (it's a good thing prince charming was there to catch me)!!!
Back to those eyes though, I loved those eyes the first time I saw them, I now know that, the eyes not the man no I didn't love him…not the man….not yet anyways.
But his eyes had me seeing stars before me, I saw galaxy's far away and untold secrets, I saw rainbows and beautiful spring days, I saw myself sneaking out at night to find those blue eyes so we could kiss under the moonlight, I felt like I could write a song about those eyes, I felt I was ready to spend the rest of my life just staring into those deep dreamy blue eyes. They made me want to cry and laugh those eyes, I could never forget those eyes even if I wanted to… never ever!!
These were the eyes I had spent my life looking for…these were my dream guys eyes. I had only to hope this was my dream guy.
"Uhhhhhh hi?" as the mouth beneath those dreamy blue eyes said this I slowly realized I had been leaning on him and staring at him just a little longer then I had to, I quickly got up mumbled something pretty uncomprehendeble and got ready to run because I had then also realized the sluts were about to come after me and they were pissed!!
"Uh gotta go thanks for saving me" I was running out the door while saying this so I didn't have much time to check him out not that it really mattered at the time!!!
Turning the corner and running my ass away as far and fast as it would go I left those dreamy blue eyes and the pair of sluts far behind, it was a good thing I was a great swimmer other whys the jocks would have so gotten me!!! 'oh crap here they come'!!!
"Serena!!!! Get your ass back here!!", Diamond screamed from inside the café. Of course all that did was make me run faster taking the keys to my black viper (that had a picture of a red dragon on the side) out of my back pocket along the way. Hopping into my car I put the keys into the ignition and turning it, my baby came on and we were out of there in a flash!! Of course I am not above gloating so asI passed the boys who were fighting with each other andI said "Settle down boys maybe next time you'll catch me!"
As I zoomed down the street I looked out the window thinking about what a wonderful car I have. My baby never let me down, no matter how tight my situation was. I owned a couple of cars now, but she was my favorite, I used her for everything from impressing the public to picking up guys, to street racing. Yeah my baby has gotten me through some tight spots.
I loved her more than I could any man back then. She was my angel and yes it was a she!! I already knew because I could rely on her unlike any man I had ever known!! I know what your thinking and no I'm not a man hater in fact I love men, their hair, their bodies, their eyes...it's just the stuff that comes out of their mouths I'm not so crazy about.
As I thought about this I was pulling into my drive way and giggling my head off because my bodyguard/butler Jake, was standing there with his hands on his hips and glaring daggers at me. Usually to anyone else (and most of the time to me) this would be an incredibly scary spot to be in, but at the moment my laughter outmatched any bad feelings I'd have because recently he had made me pretty mad so I decided to get my revenge by giving him a makeover and taking some great pictures of him while he was asleep then taping them all over the inside and outside of the house. And I did a damn good job if I do say so myself!!!
I fell to the ground giggling as I opened my car door and asked him if he liked the makeover. He of course wasn't as enthusiastic but that never seems to matter much when you yourself are giggling your head off. When he stormed over to me yelling that I was such a trouble maker and that what goes around comes around!!! I simply stood up and said "awwwwwww but you look so pretty in pink lipstick and purple eye shadow, Jakey!!" before collapsing into another fit off giggles.
This of course didn't booed so well with him I realized as he dragged me into the house by my collar, taking my keys away in the process. I was pretty used to him doing this by now since it tended to happen a bit more often then not. So I just let him drag away while I kept on laughing considering the fact that once he got me inside and out of sight of anyone in particular (a-hem Tanya our female gardener a-hem) he was going to chew my ass for being a "juvenile delinquent". Once we finally got inside he let me go with a loud bang (which just so happened to be my HEAD landing on the ground) but anyway I'm used to it and everyone also tells me quite a bit that I'm hard headed…maybe not with this exact meaning to it… but you get the picture.
"why Serena? Why?!! I just don't understand WHY you are so mean to me!!" he yelled "can't you just listen every now and then? The only reason I told your parents about that boy was because you guys were going to far to fast!! And you didn't have to get so mad over it!! What if Tany..umm I mean uhh what if someone had told your parents about those pictures, you wouldn't want me fired would you?".
"Jake what are you talking about? Daddy wouldn't fire you….at first…..he would just come down and interrogate you until you wished he fired you then he would leave and a few days later have someone call and tell you, you were fired. And what do you mean going to far to fast?!! You caught us kissing once! How is that going to far to fast?!!" I screamed back.
"Ya it may have only been once but you guys were kissing in public!! What would your mother say?!" after he thought about that for a second he said "wait don't answer that, I already know what your mother would say….But what about your father? huh? Huh? What would he say?"
We both already knew what my mother would say, if it was just her I would have no worries about a boyfriend… or buying a car… or my monthly sometimes weekly/daily shopping sprees… or that one time in Hawaii, well more like four times in Hawaii and three times in the Bahamas, the one time was in Mexico…wow that was one nice time in Mexico…what was I talking about again?
Oh ya so anyways daddy isn't so easily convinced when it comes to any man at all, ever, the only reason he let me have Jake as an all purpose bodyguard/ whatever I want, is because Jake is as gay as they come or so daddy thinks… actually Jake is bisexual I guess you could say he's greedy he wants a little of every piece of cake, brownie, and pie on the planet or at least that's my perspective on the subject.
So anywho back to the oh-so interesting conversation I've been having…
"My father would say that I need to …mumble…", I said
He then put a hand over his ear and leaned closer saying, "I'm sorry what was that? I couldn't quite hear you." of course I became enraged after he said this and wanted to grab him where it hurt (no not there people get your minds out of the gutter!! I'm not that deep…yet) before he could say anything else, but I had to think of just what that would be.
"I said that sometimes you can be such a grinning stupidly smirking jerk!!" I screamed then thinking of a very good plan I smoothly said "of course you know that if you try to black mail me when it comes to daddy I'll tell him about how you let me go off all on my own that night in MEXICO!!", sometimes I'm so sly I kill myself!! Hehehe lets see how he gets out of this one!!
"ooooo YOU!! I should strangle YOU!! You are such a brat!!" he fumed, "I knew me giving you that little bit of freedom was going to come back and bite me in the ass! Ya know sometimes the way you act can be soo ugly!"
"Ya but you know you still think I'm totally HOT on the outside!!" I smirked then and walked out of the room so that he wouldn't get a chance to answer me back. I already knew he wasn't attracted to me like that, but it's always so much fun watching him squirm!!
Ever feel like your being watched? Ya well I've had that feeling ever since I can remember. There has always been someone watching me and whether I could, can, or will ever see them or not seems to always be up to them sadly enough. It's always bugged me 'cause I always feel like I have to keep up some kind of appearance even when I'm in my room and I KNOW I'm alone there!!
Ya well anyways I was walking into the kitchen to order a scone when I got that feeling so I looked around the kitchen of my Victorian styled mansion to see what I could see, see, see but all that I could see, see, see is the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea!! Hehehe sorry I kind of went off subject there… so anyways I was looking around my kitchen with its black marble counters and its green marble floor, and couldn't detect a single being aside from my two chef's, Gaston and Lita, who were busily making my favorite kind of food, scones with sweet butter and or cinnamon!!
"And I didn't even have to TELL YOU TWO!! I love you guys!!" I said to them.
"Why do you love us, Mademoiselle?" Gaston asked.
"Simply because you guys know exactly how, when, and what to make me at the right times and most of it you can make way faster then any restaurant… so I love you guys!!"
Lita simply grinned at me while Gaston prepared the ingredients.
As I sat down on a stool waiting for them to finish up and set that plate of golden-brown goodness in front of me, I fell asleep thinking about that guy from earlier…
Stay tuned for the next episode of The Mysteries of Love and All Things Included, Ladies and Gents...
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kirarie the best of luck to ya!!