Also, I didn't look anything up, so the names may be a bit… Yeah.
A Day in the Life of a Pun MasterMitobe, the Silent Type
"I'm soooo glad I know sign language – it's pretty handy, don't ya think?" Hah! I am hilarious. I bet everyone else thinks I am, too. It's just they probably stifle their laughter, unlike I do. However, contrary to the rest of the world, this silent stone here doesn't even smile. Nope. Nothing. So, what did I do?
I broke into Mitobe's house. It was a perfectly plausible idea, I told the officer. But he didn't believe my reasoning behind this 'violent crime'.
"Just because you donut believe me doesn't mean it's not true!" He didn't get it. I hope you do, though. Donut sounds like do not, and policemen like donuts? Yeah, as I was saying, I am hilarious.
Still not sure why Mitobe called the police.
Hah, Hyuuga's Totally Tsundere
"Hey. Hey, Hyuuga. Over here," We are in the middle of the test, I have to be sneaky. I can see the teacher looking over… Come on, Hyuuga! He's writing with a blunt pencil… I have the perfect one for this. Oh, Hyuuga, you'll love this one, I just know it!
"Don't you think writing with that blunt pencil is a little pointless?" Bad move, bad move. He's seething right now, looks like he is about to rip my head off. Thank you, God, for what little time you have given me on this Earth. I hope I go to Heaven, because face it, I deserve to.
Hyuuga's stood up. He's cracking his knuckles, walking towards me. Aaaaaand he swings a fist. Misses me, ha, loser. No wait, he's looking over. Teacher, stop drinking and look over here!
Finally the teacher notices.
"You two! Hyuuga, Izuki, go to the Headmaster's office. I will not allow fighting in my classroom!" So now I'm in the Headmaster's office. Well, more like outside of it. Next to a clearly very angry Hyuuga. Shit.
Why Do I Even Try With Him?
"Good morning, Izuki," Where'd that voice come from? I look side to side, until my eyes finally fall into the blue haired boy just in front of me. It's not as scary as the first time he did it, but still enough to make me jump.
Kuroko looks at me, clearly expecting me to say something. Ah, perfect chance! I have a brand new joke for him. Let's hope he likes it… or at least understands it.
"Kuroko, I used to have a fear of hurdles." Good, he seems to look a little more interested. I think, I can never tell from that poker face of his.
"Oh? Do you still have this fear?" This is perfect. Everyone is looking over. Well, almost everyone – Hyuuga is in the corner, face-palming. I told him this pun just two hours prior, whilst we were outside the Headmaster's office.
"No. I got over it." Silence. They are all dumbfounded. Should I explain it? Yeah.
"Get it? Cuz a hurdle is something you jump over, and I got over it?" The door slammed. Hyuuga left all his stuff behind. Eh, I guess I'll… decorate his open locker after everyone else has gone.
Kagami is a Lunatic
Okay. Everyone is gone, except from Kagami, and me, who of which I have coaxed into helping me with this deed. He is to look out for any Hyuuga that decides to come back to collect his items.
"Ah, yes. This is a brilliant idea, courtesy of the one and only Izuki!" Okay, I admit, I am a little bit of a genius for thinking this up. I hope Hyuuga likes cute kittens and Hello Kitty!
You know, I haven't tried out a pun on Kagami before… Now is the perfect chance. He is over by the door, playing with the rather worn towel that hadn't been used in ages.
"Kagami," he looks over, "if that towel had a sense of humour, it's be pretty dry." I admit, this definitely was not one of my best, I should know. But Kagami obviously thought differently. He is laughing. Like, tears running down his face. I wouldn't be surprised of Hyuuga entered right now because of all the noise Kagami is making.
"D-dude, it's not that funny…" I chuckle nervously, a little worried to be honest. Uh, I'll just go… It's not my fault if Kagami die; it was the puns fault.