Yes, we know we should be working on our other FF but we got this idea in science class so me – prongs- and padfoot wrote this as fast as we could.
Disclaimer: does it look like we're gonna go and kill James, Sirius and Remus??
Now, on with the story!!
Sirius Black, hottie of the year, marauder and James Potter's best friend was skipping gaily down King Cross station. All of a sudden he stopped for he saw a grim looking family of three (2 adults and 1 teenage boy) standing there. Sirius skittered stealthily towards the family while humming the pink panther theme song to himself. While he was humming, he changed his black robes to BRIGHT eye-popping/ blinding green robes and charmed his skin to flash different rainbow colors every few minutes.
He then proceeded to jump in front of the family while singing the song 'We are Family'. "We are family, my pure blooded mama and me."
"We are most certainly NOT family!" yelled the woman with gorgeous black hair and ice blue eyes.
"Yes we are. I have your gorgeous hair and eyes." Said Sirius, looking at her as though she was an idiot.
"I know. Aren't they just plain gorgeous?" Walburga asked while looking at her son with a smile.
"Very." Was the answer she got. Slowly but surely the smile dropped off her face. "What did you do to your face?!" she asked.
"I wanted to make you smile and be happy!" said Sirius while looking like a little kid.
"Your father and I are happy enough with Regulus. We don't need you to make us happy. Isn't that right dear?" she asked looking back at her husband who was stumbling blindly through the crowd.
"TURN THE LIGHTS OFF OR I WILL CRUCIO YOU!!" said a man that looked like Regulus "I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!"
"Look at what you did to your father you SON OF A BITCH!!" she looked thoughtful for a moment " I take that back. I'm not a bitch!"
"Fine mom. Anyways… I just came to tell you that I'm still living with the Potters. He said slowly squinting his eyes knowing that something bad will happen. Something that would change the world. Well not really but its still bad!
" You… you… you… YOU BLOOD TRAITOR!!" she shrieked while lunging towards Sirius but she stopped suddenly for a figure had appeared in front of Sirius.
Walburga stood there staring at the figure before realizing that said figure was actually a girl that had bright violet eyes and was chocolate was dripping from her. The girl also had fangs. How odd.
"Who are you?" asked walburga in a voice that had a touch of fear laced in it.
"I AM COUNT CHOCULA BUWAHAHAH!!" said the girl while gesturing wildly.