The Dark Whisperer

The night is so perfect
That is why I'm nocturnal.
My name is Midnight,
And I am a being that is eternal.

My features are little,
There's nothing too special.
You have Earth ones, magic ones, and flying ones,
But I'm made out of metal.

I have no wings, no horn, too.
I don't even have a face.
You might see me as a menace,
But I see you as simply empty space.

I am not evil,
I am not good,
I am a bit cheeky,
I am often misunderstood.

I have lived for many years,
Decades, centuries, and millenniums.
The average one here lasts a century,
Far off of millennias.

You little ones are so hateful,
Why do you put me down?
What have I ever done to you?
Why do you make me frown?

BZzTt...pardon me.
That happens often.
I-BzZt-cannot control
This motion of sudden.

BzZZtT-oh my,
It gets worse.
I wish there was a way
To get rid of this curse.

Give me a moment,
I'm rebooting myself.
I'll be back in a moment.
In-BzZZtTzZT-and of itself...

MIDNIGHT VERSION 2.1.3
SHUTTING DOWN NOW
REBOOTING SYSTEM
KILLING DISALLOWED.

INITIATE EYE MOTION.
INITIATE AIR INTAKE.
INITIATE BODY MOVEMENT.
INITIATE BODY FIXATE.

MIDNIGHT VERSION 2.1.3
SUCCESSFULLY REBOOTED.
THANK YOU FOR WAITING.
YOU ARE HELD IN REPUTE.

Oh, I see you're still here.
I'm very glad that you are.
What are you looking at?
Please don't go far.

I cannot help it.
It's part of me.
Those sparks mean no harm.
I'm sure you can see
Why I may be
A soulless me
With which I can see
Why she
And only she
Will keep me
From killing thee.

Oh what?
Thou doesn't believe me?
Well, allow me to show you
Just what a menace I can be!

No, it's too late.
Your words cannot save you.
You've brought out the beast within me.
KILLING SEQUENCE IS ANEW!

Watch me go,
Watch me kill.
Don't be scared.
It's my will.

Once everyone is gone.
You'll be next.
You may run and hide,
But I'll be your vex.

Run, run little one,
Go on!
I'll give you some fun,
But know that I've won!

Rest in the sky.
Rest in the cave.
Rest in your home.
But you can't be saved.

BZzZtTT-I will find you.
I will-BZzZZtTTTzZt-grab you.
I-BzZZtZtZzTT-smile at you,
While I-BzZZtZtTTzZt-KILL YOU!

A screw has come loose,
There goes my hoof.
Another one comes off,
There is virtual proof.

ERROR! ERROR!
MIDNIGHT IS COLLAPSING!
ERROR! ERROR!
COMMENCE RELAPSING!

You are-BzZZtZtZTT-a lucky one,
I hope you know.
That-BzZtT-the next time you'll see me,
I'll be-BzZZzT-your greatest foe.

ERROR! ERROR!
MIDNIGHT IS GONE!
ERROR! ERROR!
MIDNIGHT IS DONE!

WARNING! WARNING!
RECONSTRUCTION IS IN PROGRESS!
WARNING! WARNING!
REBUILD WITH SUCCESS!

MIDNIGHT VERSION 2.1.3
SUCCESSFULLY DESTROYED!
MIDNIGHT VERSION 2.1.4
WILL BE DEPLOYED!

Oh, hello there.
My name is Midnight.
I am made of metal.
I hope we have fun tonight!

Why are you afraid of me?
Have I done something wrong?
Where exactly are you going?
Please don't go for long...

I hope we can be friends,
That'll be nice.
We can do so much together,
With a simple roll of the dice.

Are you afraid of me?
Is it because I have no face?
Please don't let that bother you.
If you want, I'll give you space.

Okay, be like that.
I don't care.
Just know that you angered
The wrong robot, you little mare!

ERROR! ERROR!
MIDNIGHT IN ANGER!
ERROR! ERROR!
Oh stop the tamper!

ERROR! ERROR!
We will find you!
ERROR! ERROR!
We will kill you!

COMMENCE SELF-DESTRUCTION!
Even after this is done...
SELF-DESTRUCT INITIATED!
I will still have fun!

FIVE!
You cannot defend...
FOUR!
You cannot hide...
THREE!
You cannot fight back...
TWO!
I'll be far and wide...
ONE!
So for now...
SELF-DESTRUCT!
This is goodbye...
*KABOOM*

...but know only this,
that this won't ever end...

Happy Nightmare Night everypony!