Title: Popcorn Paradise

Author: fayetonic

Rating: PG-15

Pairing: Buffy/Sirius

Disclaimer: I do not own BtVS, nor HP

Distribution: FF.net, TtH, TtH drabbles

Authors Note: The topic was created at tthdrabbles on livejournal. It's required in having the phrase "A slip of the tongue"

Spoilers: Fifth book for HP, and fifth season for Buffy

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There weren't many huge clouds in heaven, just replicas of the houses that were back in the land of the living. Currently Buffy was standing in the kitchen of the Summers' heavenly second house popping popcorn. Her buddy Sirius Black was waiting in the living room.

Sirius could here the sounds from the kitchen. The wizard couldn't get used to how muggle-like heaven seemed. There were fellytones, and microweaves at every corner, and no house-elves.

Buffy came back carrying a large bowl of popcorn.

"So, tell me how this works again?" Sirius asked, watching as Buffy handed him a handful of popcorn.

"Just throw it in the air, and I'll catch it with my mouth."

He complied with her request.

The first kernel slowly flew through the air, landing right down Buffy's blouse. It just so happened she wasn't wearing a bra.

A mischievous smile crossed Sirius's face, as he leaned over to find the snack with his mouth. His tongue darted out toward of her left breast, accidentally touching her nipple.

"BUFFY ANNE SUMMERS"

Buffy looked up to the face of her outraged mother, whom was looking for an explanation.

"Um, it was a slip of the tongue?"

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