Hello again my fan fiction compatriots, this is the 6th episode in my IZ fanfiction series. The first five are on under the author Johnnyfan07. I decided to stop doing them in comic format because it was becoming such a pain to draw it then color it. So here it is, the continuation of the series, as how I would have done it.
Invader Zim fan fiction series: Episode 6- Moby Zim
We join our beloved IZ characters in yet another lecture of gloom and doom from Mrs. Bitters. The children all sit in dismay and boredom as Bitters continues her monologue. Today's lecture appears to be on the ending to the famous novel Moby Dick.
"And so then Captain Ahab was dragged down to the horrific depths of the eternal wet abyss we call the ocean by the very whale he was trying to slaughter." She said finishing the lecture.
"Wait a moment," said Zim, who had actually paid attention to the lecture this time. "What happens to that great white fish…whale…thing?"
"Yeah," responded Tak, who had also taken an interest in the lecture for once. "Did the whale get the last laugh or, did the harpoon that was logged into its back kill it?"
Tak
and Zim were pretty much arch nemesis, and the two could not help but
notice the similarities to Captain Ahab's obsession with trying to
kill the whale, with Tak's obsession of trying to kill Zim, or take
his mission. The two both knew that the other knew and were in a
sense, threatening one another with these questions.
"I for one
think that the whale was devoured by sharks that were attracted to
its blood," said Dib, not knowing that he was only fueling the
silent argument between the two.
"Well, what ever the outcome, the lesson here is that dreams of revenge can lead men into swallowing abysses from which there is no escape," said Mrs. Bitters finishing the lecture. "Now get out of my sight you diseased covered dead weights to society." Shortly after saying this, the bell rang and the children exited the classroom, whether through the windows or the door. The children leaping out the windows are a puzzling group, considering that it was only the lunch bell that rang, and they had no other business outside the school perimeter.
Zim walked down the halls with his assistant Das, they were among the many that decided to head to lunch, and the two were debating on whether or not sharks with laser beams attached to their heads would be a good or bad idea for earth conquest.
"They would be shooting people with lasers, and that's always good," said Das who was though was in disagreement with the idea, pointing out the good points of it. "But how would we account for all the people that are inland that would be out of the sharks laser range? Plus we're trying to enslave humanity, not completely obliterate it."
"Yes, but sharks with laser beams attached to their heads is a BRILLIANT PLAN!!" exclaimed Zim not noticing that people were beginning to raise their eyebrows at him.
"Weirdo," said Zita under her breath.
"But then again, where would we get all the sharks?" asked Das, apparently not hearing Zita's remarks.
"True… fine, scrap that plan, and move on to the giant electric hog plan."
"You mean the one that shoots lasers from its snout?"
"Yeah, that one."
We now go over and find Dib sitting at his usual lunch spot with his sister, who we find playing whatever video game she has at the current moment. Dib watches Zim and Das.
"I don't get it Gaz, why would Das betray the human race?"
"…" Gaz remains silent for this question, as she communicates to her brother by giving an angry grunt and returns to playing her game.
"I mean really, the moment someone else comes along and realizes that Zim is an alien, they join his cause, and for what?"
"Did it ever occur to you that maybe he just wants partial governance over the planet?"
Dib thought about what his sister had just said.
"…I guess that makes sense, but why does he think that the Irkens will keep to their agreement?"
"Look Dib, I'm only 4 levels away from beating this, so I would greatly appreciate it if you would shut up!" snapped Gaz. She was quite clearly annoyed with her brother's constant noise making. As for Dib, he shuts his mouth, looks at his gruel, and says to himself: "Why bother?"
We now move over to the out side lunch area where we find Tak eating her meal. Unlike Zim, who eats the human food and nearly dies, Tak instead brings Irken food disguised as human food, and eats it gratefully. This bit of information has no relevance to the story, so moving on.
"This makes no sense," she began to herself. "Who is that kid that Zim is constantly talking too? I can't find an Irken life form reading from him, but I saw him with Zim in the Voot runner during out last encounter. Who is he?"
We now go back to the inside of the lunch room to Zim and Das who are now debating the idea of using a giant boar with a laser shooting snout to destroy the planet.
"Fine, we won't use a giant boar, but we need to use some from of laser," argued Zim.
"Well… lasers are essential to an alien invasion, but maybe we should stop using an animal based theme," suggested Das as he calmly read his "book of the day".
"Say," said Zim, noticing the book. "What are you reading?"
"Oh; this? It's called 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea."
"What's it about?"
"Don't you want to continue our little conversation of plans for earth conquest?"
"Zim grows tired of theses frequent discussion. Now, what's the book about? Tell meeee!"
"Okay, it's about a man's adventures on the ocean, and what happens when he is kidnapped by pirates that use a highly advanced submarine."
"Wow; that seems even more boring than that Moby… WAIT!"
"I'm right here Zim, you don't need to scream," said Das, rubbing his ears from the pain that Zim's voice inflicted on his eardrums.
"I just got an idea, and amazing Idea," said Zim with a crooked evil smile. "Mwahahahahhahahahahahaaaa!!" he began to laugh.
Das had no idea what Zim was thinking, but shrugged his shoulders and decided to join in the laughing any way. "Ha…heh…hahahaha!!"
They're laughing is, however, interrupted by a flying banana thrown by Dib from the other side of the lunch room. The banana collides with Das forcing him into his tray of gruel. This causes the splash from the substance to splatter on to Zim's face. This causes his skin to burn.
"AHHHHH! THE PAIN! THE HORIBBLE, HORIBBLE PAIN!!" exclaimed Zim just before falling to the floor in agony.
Zim, shortly after, opens his eyes to find a multitude of children laughing at him.
"Ohh they will pay," he said under his breath. "They will all pay."
End of episode 6 part 1
Well, there's episode 6 pt 1. You can see episodes 1-5 on DeviantART. Just do a search for Johnnyfan07 and you'll find them. If none of you understand Das, the OC, then please read "Regarding Das" here on . I would really appreciate your reviews and comments. But if you flame me, I will hunt you down, and make up the rest as I go.