Yu-Yu-Hakusho : Reality Bites

Chapter One: Another new case

Hey everybody ! I'm Hiei's-Demented-Mercenary here or just HDM for short. This is my first fan fic. so be nice and review. And to accompany me on the fic is... Hiei!

Hiei: Don't review then she'll stop bugging me

HDM- Hey don't tell them that. Just to let ya know i don't own Yu Yu Hakushow

Hiei: Thank god

HDM- Shut up Hiei

The gang is just sitting around in the park doing what they usually do when there not on a case. Kurama is reading a book, Kuwabara and Hiei are yelling and insulting each other and Yusuke is training his spirit energy.

Yusuke and Kuwabara are about 16 and Kurama (as a human, duh!) 17.(I don't know how old Hiei is.)

"I mean it shorty, don't get me mad! I've been practicing real good and your asking for it!"

"Ohh, yeah sure. just like your grammar." replies Hiei

"What?! My speaking is real good and your gonna be beat up real bad!" stammers Kuwabara.

"Hn. You will die in three seconds. One...Two..." he pulls out his katana.

"Will you two ever get along? Please keep it down" asks Kurama nicely

"Put a cork in it already! Your giving me a headache" shouts Yusuke in a not-so-nice manner.

Suddenly, Botan appears in front of the quarreling boys with that I-got-another-case look.

"You got another case, boys. Get ready and go see Prince Koenma right away"

"WHAT? We just got a three day break?! what does the toddler want now?" screams Yusuke.

"Botan what is this case about?" Kurama asks.

"Not sure really but i know it has to do with going overseas."

So everyone goes to see Koenma about the case.

"This case is big Yusuke. You need to go to America to track down a demon named Akkina and bring her back immediately"

"How do you expect us to find one demon in America. It's like finding a needle in a really big haystack!" Yusuke protests

This is true since there's millions of people in the U.S. alone. (I don't know how many per-say, this is a estimate)

"I know that why some of our agents found out she is in the city Philadelphia. We will give you this..." Koenma gives Yusuke something that looks like a watch.

"Push the red button and a siren will go off."

Yusuke pushes the button. Nothing happens.

"What's the big deal? It's not wor... Kurama?"

Kurama is on his knees cuffing his ears.

"It's a silent siren that certain demons can hear. She'll will be able to hear it and will be in pain just like Kurama. Push the blue button to stop the siren."

"Yes Yusuke can you please turn that off." yells Kurama.

Yusuke turns it off. "Your flight will be ready in two hours. Good luck"

"Yeah Yeah Yeah...this will be a piece of cake. capture the demon and go explore America. This will be our vacation!"

But unknown to the team that they'll need all the luck they can get.

"I can't believe your going Yusuke, you just got back from another case in the mountains and didn't come back in weeks"

You can guess this is Keiko talking

" Do you know what kind of people live in the U.S.? street punks who rob you of your shits, always fighting, always..."

"People like me Keiko, I'll blend in fine with all of them" Yusuke says

"But Yusuke you'll be gone for how long? It may be for a month you never know? What about teachers, your mother? What are you going to tell her?"

"I told her it's a field trip for school and she told me to pack clean clothes. She went back to the pub. I'll email you every day Keiko, don't worry about me."

He gives her a kiss and packs his bags.

"You won't even notice I'm gone" he says before he kisses her goodbye. As he walks down to meet the others she thinks to herself,

*you better come back you jerk*

Kurama has his bag packed and is trying to console his mother .

* I hate seeing her like this. It breaks both of our hearts but i we both know i have to go.*

"Do not worry mother, i will come back. You can be sure of that, and i will write to you as much as i can. Please don't cry, i beg you."

Kurama is hurt seeing his own mother like this, he just came back and been back for only been back for three days but he can't help it.

"Oh Shuichi, I will miss you and I know you have to go but its hurts me that I may never see you again. Please don't leave me!" she crys again and Kurama tries to console her.

" I will come back mother but you have to promise not to cry. I will try to be back as fast as i could, good bye mother."

He kisses his mother on the cheek, picks up his bag, and walks out the door. (WAHHH i hate when i have to make Kurama sad but it goes so well with the story!)

"See you, sis i won't be back for about a month!" Kuwabara yells up the stairway and heads toward the door. He doesn't really care if his sister hears him or not. Ever since that French guy Shizuru been around, she doesn't even make fun of him or beat him up anymore. She usually on the phone with him or alone together.

"Well I'm going Shizuru, bye" he says cheerfully and closes the screen door. He meets up with Kurama, then Yuske, then finally Hiei. They all head for the airport.

End of Chapter One: hope it wasn't that bad. this is my first one.

Yusuke: not bad

Kuwabara: i didn't get a lot of lines!

Hiei: and that's a bad thing?

HDM- Shut up Kuwabara, you were lucky you got lines, and stop bothering Hiei

Hiei: Thank you

HMD- you are very welcome Hiei *jumps into his arms*

Hiei- Hn. get off me, now!

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