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Chapter One

It was a quiet Sunday afternoon at Hogwarts and most of the students were outside enjoying the sunshine. Most of them that is...

Fred: Excellent

George: This is our best creation yet

Fred: Definitely

George: Ok lets split up. You take the West side of Hogwarts I'll take the East.

Fred: I want the East

George: Well too bad

Fred: Too bad this!!!

5 minutes later:

Both Weasleys have black eyes and many bruises

George: Ok meet back here in an hour. And remember every guy in this school except the Slytherins and teachers of course gets two.

Fred: Ok and remember to leave some for us

George: Oh yeah at least six each

The twins go off in different directions, pockets filled with their new creation!!