I Hate Twilight, a twilight fanfic

I HATE TWILIGHT

Well, now that my imagination tanks have been refueled, it's time for another AT ditty. This one's much shorter, much easier to sing, and was FAR much easier to write than the last one.

Goes to Queen's classic, "We Will Rock You". I doubt there's a single person on the face of the planet who hasn't heard that thing at least once.

Original Music © Queen

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (yeah, sure)

Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

Bella, you're a poor, pathetic girl
A lousy role model for all the girls in the world
You got dirt on your face
You big disgrace
Dragging your butt all over the place

I hate, I hate Twilight
I hate, I hate Twilight

Edward, you're a big guy, bad guy
You light up like a sparkler on the Fourth of July
You got slime on your face
You big disgrace
Strutting your stuff all over the place

I hate, I hate Twilight
(Sing it!)
I hate, I hate Twilight

Meyer, I don't mean no offense
But your books are nothing but a big bunch of nonsense
You got ink on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place

I hate, I hate Twilight
(Sing it!)
I hate, I hate Twilight

Everybody—
I hate, I hate Twilight
I hate, I hate Twilight!