First Wheel of Time Poem
The Dark Lord had gazed upon the world
The Dragon is reborn
He shall be killed, you have my word
His followers had sworn
But now two were gone
And Lanfear's support is fading
But the last battle must be won
Even though the Dragon she is aiding
But who was this man approaching his lair
Surely the man is insane
He's so tall and muscular with awesome hair
Oh how it caused him pain
The man ran forwards, his arms open wide
The Dark Lord's black heart broke
For the one going for him was his love and his pride
He gave up the battle and croaked
For what is victory without her?
A mere pat on the back
That loveable ball covered in fur
Damn he would miss that cat.
P.S. The cat and Lan lived happily ever after!
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