Title: Split realities

Author: Kdbenner

Email: S/J, Romance, angst, AU.

Spoilers: Entire Series

Season/sequel: Season six.

Rating: R

Content warning: Slight sexual references.

Status:

Archive: Sam and Jack archive.

Summary: Jack returns home to a . . . slightly different situation.

Author's notes: I needed to do something a little different while I figure out where to take "More than one way." For those of you frustrated by the pause in that series, I just started school and am a little swamped that story takes a lot of thought so I had to put it on hold. I've updated chapter 1 to include paragraphs :)

I entered the house, looking closely at my key. It along with a hundred other things just looked out of place since I had returned from PRX-198. But I was tired, sore and even after a 20-minute shower on base I still had mud in places that I didn't know mud could go. So I didn't pay much attention to anything around me, I just wanted to get the memory of that planet and SG-5 out of my head.

I ran a hot bath extra hot to relax the muscles, I remember that I haven't taken a bath in almost 30 years ever since going skinny dipping with Nancy Cross, the blond bombshell of Harry Truman High School. I closed my eyes and sunk down into the water imagining a much more contemporary blond joining me. Her naked body glistening in the hot steam. Water rivulets collecting and streaming down her chest dangling for a moment and falling to the ground from her perfect hardened nipples.

I was a bit too busy feasting on my mind candy, (and Oh God what a feast!) to notice that I had suddenly become surrounded by bubbles, or a few moments later, to notice the water turn off. However, somewhere in my hormone soaked, Carter-centric, lust ridden brain, all these things along with a sudden displacement of a large volume of water that threatened to cover my head; added up to the fact that something was certainly happening.

I opened my eyes to find that my fantasies were not far off the mark, as the object of my tongue's mental attentions was currently less than 2 feet in from of me, framed in soft blond curls.

"Carter!" I managed to sound slightly stern. The smile on her face seemed to grow by a mile and she rolled her eyes, then in the most melodramatic voice I've heard , and in a 'I've always depended on the kindness of strangers' kind of way she said -

"Oh Colonel, I know it's against the regulations but I, I ( a Heavy sigh and moving in to rub her chest against me.) I don't think I can keep myself under control any longer, you're just so Manly and Commanding. Now I have truly enjoyed serving with you, but right now I want to be serving UNDER you." She moved in for the kill and caught me in a kiss that I felt to my toes. It was with Great restraint and even more regret that I pushed her away.

" But Major! "

"Screw the regs Colonel, I'm not under the influence of any alien influence virus or technology, so screw the regs, but even more importantly. Screw ME!" I knew then that I was lost, she just stripped away every possible defense I had. So I let myself get lost in her the sensation of her sliding onto me like she had done it a thousand times before.

I was so wrapped up in the sensations that I didn't actually hear what she was saying until she hit one specific word, which just happened to coincide with my own climax. How had it gone? Oh yeah something like . blah blah sorry for making this so quick, we're going to be late as it is, I didn't expect you to be in the bath or to want to play games so soon after a mission. I wouldn't have even jumped you this soon after a mission if now wasn't the time that I'm fertile. . . " yeah that was the word.. My mind was numb, I couldn't even think, well not about anything other than my little swimmers getting my 2IC PREGNANT, and that she had apparently PLANNED it that way.

"OH MY GOD!" I stammered. She was already out of the bath and dressing.

"Carter? What -"

"Oh come on Jack," She said it smiling at me "sex games are fun and all but were going to be late for Charlie's game, If you're good, maybe next time I'll give you the promotion."

"Charlie?" I was confused, on top of everything with Carter all the Charlie's I knew were dead.

"Yeah Jack." She looked at me with a mix of confusion and concern. "Charlie, 16, blonde, great with the ladies . . ."I didn't respond and her smile faded.

"Your son Jack. . . are you sure you're all right, Janet told me you checked out clean when you got back, aside from the mud." Her attempt at humor once again lost on me. " Jack I'm serious what's wrong." I looked into her eyes, they were full of so much love and concern, as the reality settled between us.

"Have you seen a quantum mirror around anywhere?"