Some of you may be aware of the...interesting...Harry Potter fanfiction, My Immortal, written by Tara Gilesbie. It was on here a while ago before it got deleted, but you can still find it here, because people despised it so much it was hilarious, so they put it back on. So I thought, "Why not turn it into a Black Butler fanfic?" and this was born.
...I'm so sorry XD
Child, come to mother's bosom and be cuddled 'til the sun graces your little face once more.
Anyways, should you wish to find the original, you may Google it. Google is a place where many, many things can be found. Not usually good things, but things.
So without further ado, I present to you all: My Immortal - Kuroshitsuji Version!
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHIIIING~ This is simply a parody of something that is not my own work, all credit goes to the rightful owners. I am not responsible for any injuries caused from banging your head against your wall, or the sudden loss of interest in Black Butler [if it happens, and I truly hope it doesn't]. Enjoy, or at least try to!
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) llama, Fluffy Maker 4 readin dis story. U rok! Kalafina is da luv of my otaku life it rox 2! KUROSHITSUJI ROX!
Hi my name is Hester Ed'na Constance Lilly Mary-Sue Zylphia Ghosthaivu and I have a lilly birthmark on my arm that sparkles and is purple and black and goffik (that's how I got my middle name) and bluish black hair that reaches down to my hips with bloody red streaks and one red eye like delicate raindrops and another one has my pentagram contract seal cuz I contracted with a demon butler. A lot of people tell me I look like Ciel Phantomhive. I'm not related to Sebastian Michaelis but I wish I was because he's a major effing hottie. I'm a demon but my eyes are red and glow black and not pink cuz I'm not a prep!1! I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the third year (I'm thirteen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic (AN: just pretend dey had it back den okai? if u cant deal wiff it ur a PREP!11) and I buy all my clothes from there. For example, today I was wearing a long black dress that was all torn at the ends with black lace and black bows and red fishnets and leather high heeled boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and blue eyeshadow but not around my right eye 'cuz that's covered with a black lace leather eyepatch 'cuz that's where my pentagram contract seal of Satan is. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun even though that defied all science and logic but whatever, which I was very happy about even though I can never be happy because of my tragic past obvs!1 A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Hester!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was...Alois Trancy!
"What's up Alois?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
... Would you like some mind soap?
So that was that... I think I'll make this more than one chapter, just because I'm bored and I can. Have a good night/day everyone, I
shall see thee in chapter two!
Panda out!