Yay new story! Ok so I hope you like this one, it won't be as long as my other story.
Well, actually I don't know. Anyway I hope you like this one!
Let me know if you like it!
And yes it is another Botdf story, but it's mostly about Dahvie.
Chapter 1
I woke up to Jayy jumping on me and yelling in my ear "Dahvie!" I groaned and put a pillow over my face. Jayy punched me and yelled "Wake the fuck up!" I threw the pillow at him and yelled "Owww what the fuck?" I looked at him and he looked like he just got threatened with an ax. "I have an emergency," he said in a low voice. He was breathing hard and his face was red. "Whats up?" I asked as I rubbed my eyes and reached for my phone. I looked at the time and stared at Jayy with an angery face, "Really Jayy? It's only eight thiry! You better be fucking dying!"
He grabbed my shoulders and said "My leather shorts ripped." I looked at him with my mouth open and eyes wide. I punched him in the arm and said "You woke me up for PANTS?" he covered his arm and said "Owww that fucking hurt!" I pushed him off of me and sat up. "Well then why the hell would you wake me up because of that?" he said with a whine "Because I have a suspended license, so I can't go buy a new pair," oh hell no. I am not buying him more pants. "Jayy I am not going to do my hair and makeup just to get you pants. Plus I don't want to meet any fans today," he looked at me and said "Well then just straiten your hair and where no makeup, no one will recognize you,"
Jayy put on a pouty face and squealed "PWEEEZZ," I rolled my eyes and said "If you pay me back, and shut the fuck up then I will," Jayys face lit up and he jumped on me and hugged me hard, "Yeah ok get the fuck off and get me money," he smiled and said "Ok get ready fast, I think I'm having booty short withdrawals," I laughed and he left. God that boy makes me mad but you gotta love him.
I showed, dried and straitened my hair and got dressed. I walked out and Jayy was sitting on the couch "Jayy I feel naked," he looked over at me and giggled. "You look fine, here's fifty bucks." I grabbed the money and said "Where do I get the shorts?" he bit his lip and said "About that, I sorta forgot. I think you're gonna have to walk around the mall till you find them, oh and I got them at the other mall we go to," I starred at him "That mall is like an hour away!" he ran to his room and yelled "Drive safe!" Damn I hate that boy right now.
I got in my car and drove for about a half an hour when I forgot to ask Jayy what size that he needed. I called him and he said "You got them already?" when he picked up. I rolled my eyes and said "No I need to know you size," he giggled and said "Well they were girls shorts so get a medium," I laughed and said "Really Jayy? Girls shorts?" he laughed and said "Hey they don't make them for guys," I said " I wonder why," and hung up. God I can never be mad at Jayy. He is to funny and aswsome.
When I got to the fucking mall the only place to park was at the way back of the parking lot, and to make it worse my car didn't exactly "fit" so I dinged the car next to me pretty badly. I ran once I got out. Well hopefully I leave before that person. Now I have to search the fucking mall for leather booty shorts. Shit, I hope a hot girl isn't going to be at the register.
I had an idea on what stores to look in but when I walked into the mall most of the stores moved. Fuck my life. I walked for about a half an hour and decided to get something to drink. I got a large coke and sat down trying to think where I can buy those fucking shorts. I should ask someone just to see the look on their faces. That would be fucking hilarious.
I got up and started walked when my cell phone rang. I looked and got a text from Jayy hey did you find them yet? I rolled my eyes and started to type No because I don't know where to look and all the stores moved since the last time I was here. You owe me you fucker! Right when I pressed send I rammed into somebody and spilled my Coke all over them and in their bags. "Oh. my. Fucking. God. I am so sorry,"
I looked up and froze. The most beautiful girl i have ever seen stood in front of me. She has blonde layered and teased hair, a nose and eyebrow piercing, and amazing green eyes that are obviously not contacts. "It's cool as long as you pay for all of this," she said in a high voice. "How about I pay you back and we go get some lunch?" she looked at me and said "I am covered in soda, and so are all my other clothes," my face got hot and I said "I'll lend you a jacket," she smiled and said "Ok, I guess I could use some lunch. I'm Evan by the way." I smiled and said "I'm David," she looked at me with a confused look and said "Have we met before? You look familiar." my face got even hotter when I said "No I would remember that,"
She laughed and said "Well I'm done here, what about you?" oh shit I still need the shorts. "Actually I need help finding something," I said. She smiled and said "Shoot," I bit my lip and said "I need black leather booty-shorts," she looked at me like I was insane, "Ummm why?" I laughed and said "My roommate Jeremy needs them," she looked scared at this point. I simply said "He's a gay stripper. I'm strait I promise." she laughed and said "Umm Victoria's Secret?" why didn't I think of that store?
We finally got the shorts at some store that Evan found. She took my money and bought the shorts to save me some more embarresment. We walked out of the mall and i said, "I'll walk you to your car," she looked around and said "Ok but it's like all the way back there," she said as she pointed to the back of the parking lot. We walked to her car in silence because I was to busy staring at her to say anything until she gasped and yelled "My car!" Oh fuck! That car I hit was hers! Why God why would you do this to me? I bit my lip and said "Uhh you can send me the bill for that," she looked at me and said "You hit my fucking car?" I blushed and nodded. She laughed and said "Well now I guess you have to give me you number," I smiled and said "Will do"
I got a jacket out of my car and agave it to her. "So where do you want to go?" she took the jacket and said "Surprise me. I'll follow you," Lets see, hot chick with nice body gets soda spilled on her and all her new clothes, gets her car banged up a bit, and she forgives me. And is still going out to lunch with me. Yup I am in fucking love.
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Should I keep going or give up on it?
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