The reason for bras (WTF!)
One day, our favorite vampire, Lestant. Opps… sorry I meant Twilight vampire. Edward Cullen, found (BUM BUM BUUMM) one of Bella's bras.
He heard Alice and Rosalie thinking of how uncomfortable they were and he knew they were called bras. Why would women want to were them if they were so uncomfortable? Meh… women are weird.
I know I will see what the greatest invention know to man has to say. (No It is NOT porn!!!!! It's THE INTERNET!!!!! *lighting flashes in the background and dramatic music plays*)
As our favorite naïve vampire types in the word bra, all these pictures come up! All of them are covering the same area. What is the reason for this? What are they trying to hide??!!! Is our man pride threatened? I need Emmett and Jaspers help!!!!
"Emmett, Jasper I need your help!" Edward asked his brothers. "Aww… has little Eddy finally decided to do it with Belly Welly?" Emmett asked. "No, Emmett I need your's and Jazzy's help here our man-pride is at stake!!!" "what is it lil' Bro?" Jasper asked curiously. "What is this used for?" He said holding up Bella's bra. "That Edward is a bra women use it to hold…" Jasper began but was interrupted by Emmett "Edward that's a BRA other wise known as Battle Ready Armor. Trust me I saw this on Code name kids next door. They wouldn't lie to us."
Edward stared at Emmett, astonished. "We're doomed, doomed!!!" Yelled Edward truly scared. "We have to destroy them!!" yelled Emmett. "No, we don't have to, there just used to hold up women's b…" "But we have to destroy them now or else they will destroy us!!! It's a dog eat dog world." Yells Emmett.
They went upstairs and went through every room and every draw to find them. Not one bra was spared. They started a fire in the fire place and feed it with the bras. All ranging to Alice's light up one, Rosalie's hand shaped one, Esme's fishnet one, And Bella's neon glow in the dark purple one. They finished and danced the victory dance. When the girls walked in from shopping, there mouth's instantly fell agape. "what on Mars do you think you're doing." Rosalie demanded. "What in the name of Jupiter do you think you are doing." Alice also demanded. "Getting rid of all your armor!" Emmett said stupidly. "What?" all girls said at the same time. "Boys, I think it's time to have a talk." Carlisle gestured towards the other room.
As they walked into the room, Carlisle said "Now to get serious. Why did you do that? I liked that fishnet one!! (Carlisle is so a player!!) "Hey. Don't say that to the boys Carly!!" Esme called from the other room. "Dad is a pimp!!!" Emmett said to jasper smugly. " A bra is a thing that holds up women's b.." "BACON. who wants BACON!!" The poltergeist that haunts the Cullen residence calls.
After leaving the room, Jasper starts doing the chicken dance, Aka his I told you so dance. "I was right, I was right! In yo face Emmett!!!!!!!!!" Jasper went on and on and on until the screen fades and we are left to wonder what will there punishment be???