Warning: this is completely written free of a beta. Sadly I am also just writing this like two minutes before I post it. I'm mostly just writing then posting and editing later, or else I'll never post it. So read on. I have no idea what it's about yet, just that it's a crossover fic with BtVS and Harry Potter and maybe Angel. We shall see. Please don't yell at me for spelling or grammatical errors, I will fix them eventually. I'm also hoping this can be rated mature for yummy sexyness, but it's not bloody likely because I suck at sex scenes, so we'll just do it for language.
Chapter 1: I'm assuming something happens right?
There were so many times in my life where I felt the need to be special, to be the one that gets to have some cool destiny type thing to happen to. My sister is the slayer, Willow and Tara are witches, Giles is smart watcher person guy, Anya is a demon, and Xander is inexplicably adorable and can put away more food than a hell-hound on prom night, and I was just the kid sister. The greatly annoying shadow that always got kid-napped, and Buffy almost acted like I did it on purpose. Well then I found out that I was the Key. Just a WEE bit over-kill on the special factor, wouldn't you agree?
SO after that train wreck of a year ended, Tara finally regained her mind, Spike got less creepy, I got over my clepto thing, and Buffy started dealing with her issues on being resurrected THIS just had to happen. Well my trusty little journal you get to be in on a secret. Some weird who-ja-ma-whatsit wizard guy, wants to get me to "access" some force of evil with my key-ness to take over the wizarding world. I soooo thought I learned the meaning of be careful what you wish for after that whole trapped in a house with a demon thing that happened last time, but NO. I get to be the center of attention again. It totally sucks. I have to go to some dumb school with a weird name in Scotland so we can all not die and stuff.
Well that about sums it up. You're the last thing I'm packing for my trip little guy. The next time I write in you, I'll be in a wizarding school half way around the world. Get this though; they actually gave everyone here teaching jobs because Buffy wouldn't let me go without her. That in itself might be worth it. Can you imagine Buffy "wait where's my class?" Summers, teaching? Well talk to you later, I guess you'll be my only friend for awhile.
"Dawn! Get your butt down here! We're leaving." Buffy called from downstairs.
"Yeah, yeah I'm coming." Dawn continued grumbling all the way down there about strange men in creepy tall hats and snow and the cold. She kept her head down the whole way until nose bumped into a cold chest.
"Spike! Why did you just stand there like that?" The ire in her eyes faded away as she realized her favorite pseudo brother was tearing up. "Spike we're only going to be away from each other for like 6 hours while I buy my books and stuff and go to the inn. You'll meet us there once it's dark.
"I know li'l bit, but I can't help it. You're going to be off and I don't trust these bloody wizards, never have. They just better keep my Dawnie safe or there will be hell to pay."
"Don't worry Spike we got it covered. Buffy and the gang will be there, and I'm meeting some kids from the school. So just chillax ok?"
Spike seemed to soften at her calm tone. "Alright li'l bit. We'll just take you downstairs and get all set to go then."
The pair walked downstairs and just enjoyed the silence for a minute. They always liked doing that, just being together was enough. Even though it was only going to be a day until she saw Spike again she was going to miss him. He was always the soft cushiony part of her day. When Buffy annoyed her, or when she just felt like not talking Spike was the guy to go to. She never had to be without him for a whole day.
When they reached the bottom of the stairs Buffy presented an umbrella to her. "Ok kiddo, grab on we're going to England"
Dawn raised her eyebrow but didn't say anything. You would think that a society of magic would have something a bit more sophisticated. She grabbed on and Giles started the count down. 3…2…1… Dawn let out a yelp of surprise as the pressure behind her navel disappeared and she was on a brick road in front of The Leaky Cauldron.
"Not my first choice of travel, but it will do. Now where is… ah yes, here he comes now." Giles babbled.
Dawn looked up to find a very tall man in a dark purple suit with a fantastically long beard walking down the street; apparently towards them. Then she noticed two very tall boys behind him. Two very cute tall boys, two cute tall British boys. 'This is going to be the best hide-out ever' she thought with an evil little grin.
"Don't even think about it." Buffy whispered in her ear. "I'll sick Spike on them so fast you'd think that he teleported here."
Dawn shot her sister a defiant brow. "You wouldn't do that." She said confidently.
"Oh? And why is that? Please do tell me little sister."
And that is how World War 3 started in the middle of the street in London.
"Bloody wonderful." Giles mumbled to himself as he watched the ever more spectacular argument between the screeching sisters.
"Well that was certainly an interesting turn of phrase" Dumbledore commented to Buffy 30 minutes later in Flourish and Blotts where the boys; who had taken an immediate liking to Dawn escorted her to her books. "If I may ask what exactly does it mean to 'shove it'?"
Buffy turned red with embarrassment. She was going to kill Dawn. She knew she shouldn't have argued with her sister about that particular subject in front of an entire street in England, but she was especially protective of Dawn with boys. Could you blame her? Three words; Angel, Parker, Ryley. Granted Ryley wasn't that bad considering, but it still really hurt.
"If you don't mind professor, I would prefer not to. I'm sooooo sorry." She said for about the millionth time. "I just can't seem to help myself when it comes to Dawn. She's my baby sister, and she has to deal with a lot already. I know I over-reacted, especially considering that she hadn't even talked to them yet, but I saw the gleam, and just couldn't help myself, I pulled a mom and that is usually what happens when I pull a mom."
Dumbledore gave her an odd sort of smile. " I assure you, I have no idea what you seem to be talking about, but concerning what we interrupted, you are quite forgiven, it isn't everyday I get to see a, now what have I heard the children refer to it as, ah yes a 'chick fight'."
Buffy laughed. She liked Dumbledore, he was sort of the grandfather she never had. She decided she wasn't going to have any trouble liking it here, as long as she had the gang and Dumbledore, she was set.
Willow watched the interaction from behind a shelf. She could tell that they were all going to have a very good time here. She nudged Xander and pointed over to where Dawn was being asked 20 questions by the boys. Xander not used to having his little Dawnie being checked out by boys let alone interrogated by them, was not quite as enthusiastic.
"Wait a minute are you really telling us that you guys took down a god?" Ron asked his mouth agape.
"Yup" Dawn said with a smile. Her smile may have been just a tad bit more lascivious than necessary because Xander chose that moment to glower at her. Actually she took that as a good sign, that meant that she just did something sexy, and these two incredibly cute boys noticed. She liked England, back in Sunnydale, no guys ever paid attention to her, despite her good looks and go with the flow personality. She was a Summers girl, and that meant she was weird. Weird was not sexy in high school. However in a magic school, apparently she was cream of the crop.
That sexy little smile of hers did not go unnoticed by said cute boys. Harry almost didn't even register the fact that she spoke. Damn these hormones. At school it wasn't that bad, the girls there wore their uniforms, or sweaters and jeans, because it's bloody freezing, but little Miss Dawn, Southern Cali girl that she was, wore a very midriffy, very low cut tank top, with hip hugger jeans and flip flops. Nope, he decided that he had never ever seen a girl dress in less clothing in front of his person. Well except for bathing suits during the tri-wizard cup, but he was a little distracted what with trying to win and all.
Dawn apparently noticed his slack-jawed silence, and glazed eyes because she said "Harry are you all right? I'm not boring you am I? Damn I knew I should have stopped talking after the story about how we killed the mayor when he turned into a giant snake."
Harry slapped himself mentally. 'You really need to focus mate. Just calm down and say something.'
"No, I'm not bored, this is all very fascinating, I'm afraid I just got a little distracted."
Ron took that opportunity to embarrass his friend. Ron smiled evilly. "Right, by what, her shirt?"
Harry glared at Ron. "Is there something wrong with my shirt?" Dawn asked, her voice laced with concern. "Is there something on it?"
"Maybe in it" Ron said under his breath.
"NO!!" Harry said a little too loudly to cover up Ron's little comment. Oh he was so going to pay for that. "I mean; no, there's nothing wrong with your shirt I just really like it."
Dawn may have been acting innocent but she knew exactly what was going on. Oh yeah, this year was going to kick ass.
Next they headed over to Ollivander's for Dawns wand. She kept on having wand after wand shoved in her hand, but to no avail. Finally after much time being annoyed she spits out, "I'm assuming something happens right?"
Hey guys thanks for reading, maybe if you review I'll actually decide to tell you what happened next. And as for my Hermione and Draco, and Unexpected, I finally found that notebooks and plan on rewriting them a little and hopefully get the next chapters for each up in a few days.