Apologies to Lucasfilm and to Joanna Cole/Scholastic/whoever owns the rights to the Magic School Bus; I claim no ownership of any of the characters or anything else in the story that is copyrighted. However, due to the parodical and transformative nature of this story, I strongly believe that this fan fiction work qualifies as fair use under U.S. copyright law.
I'm basing my rap battle on NicePeter's videos on Youtube, because I've watched most of his Epic Rap Battles of History and I have to say they're awesome. So if you're reading this Nicepeter, keep up the good work :)
Now, then, the rap battle! Start us off, Yoda!
Master Yoda I am, and my Padawan class is in session,
I'm here to teach you a valuable lesson,
You don't want to mess with a Jedi like me at all,
Or you might wind up getting Force-pushed into a wall!
Magic, your bus is? Oh please, don't make me laugh,
I bet it couldn't even pull a rabbit out of a hat!
Weird your earrings are, and your dress too, Friz,
And it looks like you dipped your hair in a bucket of Cheez Wiz.
And who the heck is that crazy iguana dude?
He looks like a Trandoshan that a hundred times has been chewed!
Bad your breath smells, so bad it is, I say,
That it's no wonder Arnold wanted to stay home today!
All right, now for Ms. Frizzle!
Now it's my turn, y'all, let's get it started in this hizzle,
My real name's Ms. Frieda, but my gangsta name's Ms. Frizzle!
I'm about to kick your butt and tear your robe to shreds,
And outmatch you just like the Emperor did!
And weird you talk, the heck what saying are you?
Somebody please tell me, I haven't got a clue!
I'll shrink the Magic School Bus, get inside your small intestine,
And kill all your midi-chlorians, I hope that teaches you a lesson!
And I'll bake you into a pie, just to make your day complete!
Oh, by the way, Jim Henson called, he wants you back at Sesame Street!
And the lizard is a girl, and her name is Liz,
And she's a hundred times more good-looking than Ki-Adi-Mundi is!
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