Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club or 'Uno'.
Tamaki's Uno – for those of us that tire of regular Uno, and long for something more 'intellectually stimulating'… hmm… not quite sure of that myself… but if Tamaki says so…
Written by iFluffRaver and XbulletsX
TAMAKI: "I'm sick of this wretched game! Now my minions, I will introduce you to the future of commoner's gaming!…
…Tamaki's Uno!"
… *awkward silence in music room #3*
TAMAKI: "And now, my children, the rules:
The original rules of Uno apply, but instead of matching the colour or number of the previous card, you have to put down a card of a different colour AND number. For the wild cards (that's the black ones with the colour wheel in the middle to you less intellectually advanced) *looks at Hikaru and Kaoru* the colour that the other player states is the colour that you have to avoid. When you are down to one card, instead of saying 'Uno', you have to say 'King!'"
HARUHI: "Calm down, senpai, can't we just play regular Uno?"
TAMAKI: "That game is biased and unfair!"
HARUHI: "How is it biased?"
KYOYA: "Don't worry, Haruhi, this outburst may have something to do with the fact that Tamaki hasn't won a single game since you brought that thing in."
HARUHI: "But, senpai, I brought that in at least a month ago and you've been playing it non-stop ever since. The customers are getting a bit cheesed off." *looks at the long queue of impatient host club 'princesses' forming at the door, tapping their feet and sighing*
TAMAKI: "It's not my fault! The cards are obviously made in favour of poor people!"
HIKARU: "But boss, I've won at least ten times already."
TAMAKI: "Well then, I rest my case."
… *yet another awkward silence in music room #3*
HUNNY: "Err… I'm gonna go get some cake now."