Disclaimer: I don't own it! In any way shape or form! And neither does -siren conveniently sounds- who wrote it. N if you don't know who it belongs to, I am a bit worried for you. -All hail J.K. Rowling-
Sometimes, he's a complete idiot. Actually, make that most of the time. Only an idiot would miss the fact that being his last resort for a Yule Ball date hurt me so much. And then, when he thought I actually cared about Krum as more than a friend. Complete bloody foolishness! The legacy of idiocy only continued when he mistook my worry over him drinking Felix Felicis for doubt concerning his Quidditch skills. I just didn't want him to get expelled! Alright, he's not exactly the world's best Quidditch player, but I'd never tell him that. He was a blind fool! I should hate him! Sure, he enjoys my company, but he loves me for my notes and homework. When he can copy my work, he has more time to go and be an idiot. That's all he appreciates me for, my schoolwork. Merlin forbid he actually put some effort into his education. He doesn't take anything seriously.
Oh, and when it comes to girls, he is a total buffoon. He thinks girls like Fleur are examples of perfection! Even though he only likes them because they're veela! Yes, we all know that since they're veela the attraction has absolutely nothing to do with your heart, it's all magic. All of us sensible people know that, but it hasn't yet gotten through to fools like him. And Lavender! She's so clingy and airheaded! She hasn't read Hogwarts, a History. She's convinced that Divination is a worthwhile subject. Ha! All she and her little friend Parvati care about are reading tea leaves, boys, and their appearance.
I've known for a long time that I'm smart. I'm not bragging either. Everyone knows that. I'm always the first in my classes to master new things (except for when Harry was using that old potions book, but that was cheating anyway). Teachers (except for Snape, who hates all non-Slytherins, and Umbridge, who's just evil) adore me. I'm very logical and cautious, and I don't often take risks. I used to think that I had absolutely nothing in common with Luna. I was so wrong. I, the brightest witch of my age, am fully, completely, head-over-heels in love with the biggest idiot I know. Bloody hell.
(Sort of an) Author Note: Well first of all I didn't actually write this. One of my bestest friends in the world did! She doesn't want me to say her name so I won't, so u might as well not bother asking. But yay! I love it! It's so good! And I know you will too! So review! Review! REVIEW! and make us both happy! Plus if you do, u get double cookies! And really? Who can resist cookies?
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