Agent 86!
There's a man who leads a life of danger.
You will never meet a spy that's stranger.
With every step he takes
Another goof he makes.
Odds are he won't have a job tomorrow.
Agent Maxwell Smart!
Agent Maxwell Smart!
86 is his number and spying is his game.
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He works for the agency CONTROL.
He would give to them his very soul.
He is their top man.
And he does the best he can.
But sometimes he brings them a life of sorrow.
CONTROL agent Smart!
CONTROL agent Smart!
His official IQ number sure don't fit his name.
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He's in love with agent 99.
She is what you'd call a spy divine.
She's pretty and she's smart,
But Maxwell has her heart.
She will share his name before tomorrow.
Agent 86!
Agent 86!
99 is his wife's number but he don't know her name
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He's got his faithful doggie there to guide him.
The problem is that Fang, well, he don't mind him.
When Max tells him to stay
He'll walk the other way.
He will be retired by tomorrow.
Agent K-13!
Agent K-13!
Fang has lost his number, retired from the game.
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KAOS are the bad guys that they fight
Its lucky for CONTROL they're not so bright.
There's Siegfried and the Craw
Who have no sense of law.
They would rather steal then beg or borrow.
KAOS agent men!
KAOS agent men!
They have Max's number and snicker at his name.
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Max is always on a secret mission.
But he goes by luck, not intuition.
KAOS will make their bets
On his incompetence.
The odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.
Agent Maxwell Smart!
Agent Maxwell Smart!
His official IQ number sure don't fit his name.
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Maxwell always seems to get his man.
Something KAOS men can't understand.
Maxwell makes this threat
To their evil, rottenness.
'You won't be in business by tomorrow.'
Secret agent man!
Secret agent man!
86 is his number and spying is his game
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Once the bad guys have been overthrown
Maxwell he brings out his faithful shoephone.
When he calls to report in
He says 'Hey Chief we win!
Sorry 'bout that. I got the wrong number.'