The Bowser Party: OH YEAH!
No, I don't own any Mario Characters. I wish I owned Bowser. Dreams.
Bowser: "Keep dreamin' buddy."
KBF: "Why should I?"
"Cause' you love me."
"Yeah but you can't-"
"Shut up and get to my party!"
"Fine. You don't own me."
"What was that?!"
"Nothing."
Dear insert name here,
You have been invited to a special party! Isn't that nice. It'll be hosted by none other than Bowser! There will be fun, games, and BEER! Bring all the beer you can! Oh yeah, NO! I won't be kidnapping Peach! I'm not into that anymore! But, if something's stolen or damaged, that's not my fault, now is it? Mabye. By the way, we're gonna be playing a classical Mario Party game, except better minigames, twists, and prizes! Yes, Wario, the beer I supply will be FREE, fatass.
Sincerely,
Bowser Koopa
I'm a mean drunk!
It was morning, and Mario and Luigi were waking up. Mario wiped the crust from his eyes and sat up on his bed. Then, he looked at Luigi, who was mimicking his movements. They caught that look again; that look that they made for….the bathroom!?
Mario: "You're not-a-getting it first today, bro."
Luigi: "Who says?"
"Me and this fist!"
"We'll see about that!"
"Oh ye!"
And the short race was on…for the bathroom...anyways-
Bowser: "Waaaait a minute…they're fighting…over the bathroom? I know they're fat plumbers, but really-"
KBF: "Wouldn't you?"
"Nevermind. Go on."
They both ran down the hallway, shoulder-to-shoulder, throwing punches back and forth.
Mario: "Ow, mama-#$#! That hurt!"
Luigi: "It better have."
"TAKE THIS!" BAM! Right in the face, a punch was landed. Luigi: DOWN.
"Ha HA!!! It's mine! Once again!" Unfortunately for Mario…he fell and broke his fat nose.
"EEEYYYOW!! Dammit…"
"Ha ha! Luigi wins this time! I'm-a-Luigi, Number 1!"
"Oh shut the hell up. I hate you."
"HA! Now go get tha mail. I wanna see what Daisy sent me!"
"Hmph, fine."
He walked down the stairs nest to him, and ran outside. There was a mailbox that looked like a…plunger…in which had some letters.
Mario ripped some open, and began to sort them out.
"Junk. Bill. Bill. BILL! Damn bills! Junk. Telephone bill? 16 hours on the phone per day!? WHAT THE FU-Hey, what's this…?"
Suddenly, he saw an envelope with the address "Koopa Kingdom" on it and from "Bowser Koopa".
"From this fatty? What the hell does he want…?" He opened it and began to read.
"Dear…bla-blah-blah, you have been invited blah-blah…hosted by….BOWSER!? there will be fun….and BEER!? Awsome! No, I…not be kidnapping Peach. You better not! Whoa, wait-LUIGI! LUIGI LISTEN TO THIS!!!
He ran inside to tell his bro the news. Meanwhile, Wario, Waluigi, Yoshi, Birdo, Toad, Toadette, DK, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Daisy, and of course Peach all got the same letters. And of course, they all had no reason to say no. So, they just said, "OH HELLZ YES!"(except for Peach) and accepted the invite. I bet they saw it as an opportunity to wreck the place and get free beer…oh well. Bowser's in for it…I think.
KBF: SO Bowser, whadja think of it so far?
Bowser: I like the party, but if they wreck my castle, I swear I'll…
KBF: Ooookaaayyy…yeah. End of chapter. Like it so far? Submit a review and give me some minigame ideas! I'll use almost any of them, except ones that Bowser won't let me…
Bowser: Cause' I control him.
KBF: No….
Bowser: Yes…
KBF: N-
Bowser: BAD AUTHOR! BAD!
KBF: Uh oh….sorry but I have to be punished now…see ya next chapter if you wanna...
Loud screaming, Bowser's evil laugh, flesh-slicing sounds, and pie