Author's Notes: Just something to prove I'm alive. ;)

Disclaimer: Don't own Mermaid Melody. Though I'd like to.

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The Butterfly's Rap

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"Lucia is a pimp, and Hanon is a whore.

Rina works at a Sears department store!

Caren is a bitch, and Noel is a hooker.

Coco is on crack, and Seira is a looker!"

Needless to say, Lanhua's ass was kicked. Hard. Courtesy of our favorite pimp, whore, department store worker, bitch, hooker, druggie, and looker.

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Reviews are welcomed.