Downloaded: World of Warcraft

A/N: Tsup, and welcome, one and all, to 5 minutes of me leeching off somebody else's work!

So, I'm terrible at writing stories. That, and I'm tired, and I have nothing else to do. So what better way to start on than with a fanfic of a fanfic? Haha! Genius! I need help.

"Weiss Reacts" is a great story, though I've only read the first volume. So some of this may be outdated, I don't know, but at least it's entertainment (that's not very entertaining), and that's what's important! So, forget any inconsistencies and just have fun!

I highly recommend you check out the original series by Elfcollaborator, a writer with more skill than me, who is very funny and has used his raw strength to shatter the fourth wall that now lies in smoking ruins. Seriously, check him out, it's a funny, feel-good fanfic which never fails to entertain. If you're reading Elf, props to ya. *Promotional Jazz Hands*

Weiss Reacts is of course based on RWBY, which you should hopefully know, as you probably found this in the RWBY section. If you don't, it's great, trust me. Sure, the first season isn't as good as the other two, but it's still all good. Links to Elfcollaborator's page will be in the summary!

Disclaimer: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. Otherwise, every single ship I have, no matter how minuscule, would be sailing within two seconds.

Weiss Reacts belongs to Elfcollaborator, otherwise, well... I can't think of any more parodies of this little disclaimer section.

Also, White Rose is present, as it is canon in the reactsverse. There may be some things leaning towards Bumbleby, or just gay pairings in general, but that's just if I can write it without feeling guilty. So that warning's done, you don't like that, be wary, my friend. ONWARDS! TO... uh... I'm out of ideas, just read on.

Weiss face-planted the desk, bored with everything around. There were no new fanfics available, League of Legends was being stupid as usual, nobody wanted to play Civilisation 5, and there was NOTHING fun to do. Norn was out running Blake's errands, Elsa was up in the library reading, and Yang was planning antics. Blake was hiding under her blankets with various drills & blueprints, Ruby was munching on cookies, and the CFVY dorm was busy trying to restrain Coco, who was in her Mocha state, complete with a straight jacket for good measure. Nobody was in at the JNPR dorm after another incident involving maple syrup, summoning books and pancakes. Nora denied all involvement with the situation, blaming it on a nearby Jaune. Nothing involving Weiss was going on at all, and it was torture.

Yang flew in through the window, glass shattering as she rolled along the floor and into the chair next to Weiss. "Sup, Ice Queen."

"Hey, Yang. No antics right now, I'm not in the mood."

Yang spent a while processing what lay before her: Weiss, laying across her keyboard, half asleep and mumbling about fanfics. "Riiight. Somebody's bored, huh?"

"Yep."

"No fanfics?"

Weiss sighed melodramatically, flitting through boring website after boring website. "Look! It's all terrible smut and script fics! What am I supposed to do?!"

"Duh, read the smut."

"Yang, I'm not a deviant pervert like you."

"So how come your history states that you searched for, and I quote, 'White Rose Lemon Fanfiction'?"

Needless to say, a furious Weiss was standing there, instead of a very bored one. "THAT WAS NOT ME DAMN YOU, THAT WAS YOU PULLING ONE OF YOUR ANTICS!"

"Heh, so how come you bookmarked it?"

"... I hate you so much..."

Yang stretched out as Ruby grabbed all her cookies and began dragging them towards the wall. After the sound of scraping cookie boxes was over, there was an incredibly long silence as they sat there, bored out of their minds. Eventually, Yang broke said silence.

"So you'd do anything to be able to have some fun again?"

"Besides being involved in antics, yes."

Yang smiled. "Perfect! Now, just let me open this folder..."

"What are you doing?"

"You'll see!"

Weiss stared at the screen. There was a prompt asking for an email and a password, a few things along the edges saying stuff like 'Cinematics', 'Realms' and other things. There was a strange spire, glowing green at the centre, with two odd demonic-looking statues standing either side of it.

"... World of Warcraft?"

"Yep! Me and Rubes played it all the time, we're basically pro's. Plus, it's SUPER fun, so it'll help your boredom!"

"You said that about League..." Weiss grimaced. "Teemo..."

"It won't be anything like that, I promise."

"When did you even download this?"

"Liiiike... a few months ago."

"Huh. Well, I'm not sure, this could be just as bad as League."

"Trust me. It won't."

Blake popped up from under her bed sheets, munching on a Tuna sandwich. "She's right. League, we were playing against others, but if we do this, we'll go for PvE so you won't be fighting real people. Plus, it's an MMORPG, so if we tried any antics, we'd get banned."

Weiss looked over at Yang, feigning shock. "You want me to play something that you can't corrupt with your antics?! Who are you, and what have you done with the REAL Yang?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know. I just enjoy the game, and it'll be cool if all four of us could play! Besides, I've set your account up!"

"Huh... well, it can't hurt to play for a while... so, I'm afraid to ask, but what's my password?"

"It's 'sharkrubyislove'"

Weiss glared accusingly at Yang. "Gee, thanks..."

"Come on, you would've chosen the same, I've seen how you react when she wears that shark costume..."

"Irrelevant, Xiao Long. Irrelevant."Weiss sighed to herself as she logged on, the screen quickly being replaced with a character creation menu, a large Minotaur-like animal in the centre. "And this is...?"

"Wait! Don't do anything yet!"

An eyebrow was raised in Yang's general direction, as Ruby started crawling through the vent in the background. "Okay... I warn you, Yang. I detect an antic."

"No, just click back, we need to choose a good realm!"

"Alright, then which one?"

"Now, I'd suggest Argent Dawn..."

Blake sighed, opening her laptop under the covers. "Here we go..."

Weiss looked back at her in a wild panic. She stood up quickly, throwing her chair across the room. The chair hit the vent, and a slight high-pitched "eep" could be heard, followed by the sound of many cookie-based foods being devoured.

"YANG XIAO LONG, I DETECT AN ANTIC!"

"Relax, it won't affect you!"

Blake hid her face in a nearby pillow, knowing what was coming. "Weiss, it won't affect you."

"She's right, Princess. It'll only affect Blake..."

"I AM NOT GOING TO GOLDSHIRE, I'M TOO MANLY FOR THAT BROTHEL."

"Lots of manly people go to brothels, you know..."

"... I will not be one of them. It would destroy my image."

"Fiiiine... but if you change your mind... I'll be there~."

A sharp intake of breath was made by the heiress of the room, as she held her shark plushie close to her. "You are the only one protecting me from the antics... why the others cannot be like you, I will never know..."

Yang explained what was happening with the game: Everyone would start a new character and level through their start zone, meeting up afterwards. With that sorted, Weiss was brought back to the character creation screen as she scanned through the options. Needless to say, there was much consideration.

"Yang, there's too much choice, how should I decide?"

"Hmm... well, you like fluffy things, right?"

"Yeah... That's true, I mean, those fluffy space raptors in Starbound were cool enough."

"Eh... well, this is close enough!" A click later, and there was a werewolf... thing on her screen. "This is the fluffiest thing around!"

"... what is this, Yang?"

"It's a Worgen! Fluffiest thing around, like I said!"

"... I want it. I want it now."

"Take it then! Your choice!"

"Ooh, Mage! This one has frost spells! Gimme."

A lot more character creation happened with Weiss scanning over every single option. As she finished, she realised something.

"... I feel different today. Like I'm not the same person as normal. I feel like I can tolerate your existence slightly more than usual..."

Blake's muffled voice came from under her sheets. "Ah, I can explain that. Velvet sent me a message, says this isn't like normal chapters. Says this isn't being written by... 'Elf-Kun' today so we may act differently. Also, this person ships like crazy, so have fun with that." She began muttering to herself. "As long as I still have my manliness, you're off the hook, new guy. FOR NOW..."

An eyebrow was raised in Blake's general direction. "Written? Our lives aren't being written."

"Sorry, I forgot, Yang told me that you can't see the fourth wall."

Weiss sighed, once again face-planting the desk. "Ugh, I can't stand all this... too confusing..." Her face lit up. "But that'll be fun... if you're to be believed, the guy writing this might ship you and Yang, and wouldn't THAT be nice..."

"... you don't know that." Drill sounds emerged from the blankets as Blake attempted to end the conversation as fast as possible. Meanwhile, Yang chuckled.

"Note to self: Initiate shipping for maximum antics."

Weiss had finished her character, a Worgen Mage by the name of 'Lórdfluffy'. "I needed an accent on the O. It wouldn't let me have it without."

Yang laughed. "Ah well, it'll work out." She tapped the vent. "Rubes! You went for a Night Elf?"

"Yep! I called myself 'Sugarhigh', 'cause I'm on one 90% of the time."

Weiss sighed to herself, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Ruby, you are the light of my life, but why are you in the vents?"

"Cookie stash!"

"Ruby, that isn't that important-"

The vents rattled as the feeling of red rage flowed out. "COOKIES WEISS COOKIES THEY ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING."

"Gah! Okay, I get it, Ruby, really, I-"

Suddenly, a red blur flew out of the vents, tackling Weiss to the ground. "COOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIES!"

As Weiss flailed around with the sugar-crazed Ruby, Yang was in hysterics, making sure to get this footage off the various button cameras around the dorm.

Blake had set up as a Pandaren Rogue, aptly named 'Drillninja'. "Hey, Yang, what's your character name?"

"All I can say is that I'm a Human Paladin. You'll know when you see!"

"Alright, where will you be?"

"Goldshire... Come and get me~."

"I will be waiting outside."

"Aw... you're no fun..."

Weiss had her game load up and was thrown into a cutscene showing a dark-looking city, with an ominous voice in the background. After it was over, her character was standing on the dark cobbles, except...

"Yang, why aren't I fluffy?!"

"You start off human, like moi!"

"But I want to be fluffy!"

"Patience, play through the story!"

Weiss grumbled to herself. "Stupid story, not letting me be fluffy..."

"Oh, my Dust... this guy's dead..." Weiss stared at the dead guard, as she turned in her first quest. "How come he's dead?"

Ruby spoke in a dark, dangerous-sounding tone. "You're about to find out..."

"... oooookay..."

"AH! FLUFFY THINGS EVERYWHERE! Yang, why are the Worgen being violent?!"

"They're feral, Yang, think real werewolves, but when YOU become one, you keep your mind and sanity."

"Gahh, It's not simple enough!"

"Get used to it, Princess, it gets more confusing from here!"

Ruby hugged her from behind, making an attempt to calm her down. "Weiss, it's okay... I'll help you through it!"

Weiss let out a long, dramatic sigh. "I don't know, this is stressful already..." Suddenly, a shark plushie landed in front of her, and her eyes went wide. "Sh... Sharkie-chan!"

Ruby breathed a sigh of relief. "Thanks, Yang. Looks like one plushie wasn't enough."

"No worries, Rubes, I got lots of Sharks and Sorbet if needed!"

"Oooh, right. So, I cast spells from far away, and they're too slow to reach me!"

"Yep! You've picked up on it quickly!"

"Thanks, Ruby. I think I have the hang of it now."

Yang gasped, shocked. "WHAT?! The Ice Queen is good at a game that ISN'T by Sid Meier?!"

"Hah. Funny, Yang. REAL funny."

"What? You suck at League, you suck at Starbound, and you suck at Pokemon!"

"They're fixed! FIXED, I TELL YOU! I MEAN, TEEMO IS JUST SO- Oh my dust, a Sorbet."

Ruby spammed the 1 key on her laptop as she held a Sorbet in front of Weiss. "The solution to everything..."

"Glowy light... What's that?"

"You levelled up, Weiss. It won't be that easy later on, though, trust me."

"Pfft. It can't be THAT difficult, Yang."

"Hehe... you will see..."

"Yang, your antics can't save you now, I've levelled up again!"

"This is just the starting zone, it'll get slower, trust me..."

"If you say so..."

Yang smiled to herself. "I cannot wait until she's out of the starting zone... not everything is just handed to her there!"

Blake defeated trainee after trainee, smiling to herself. Yang looked over and smirked. "Too slow, kitty, I'll be miles ahead of you soon enough!"

"Yang, we shouldn't bring too much attention to ourselves. It's a Weiss Reacts story, we need to focus on her raging."

"Blaaaaaake..." Yang pulled a pouty face. "Fan service..."

"Don't pull the face."

"Pleeeease..."

"Don't... pull... the face..."

"But fans want interaction from everyone..."

"I don't ca-"

"Bumbleby interaction..."

"OKAY YANG THAT'S NICE BACK TO THE GAME NOW."

"Hehe, you are too easy..."

"I DON'T CARE, CEASE."

"No. It's fanservice, and you love it too much~."

"I hate you and EVERYTHING you stand for."

Weiss was squealing at the screen, pressing every single number button she could. "OH MY DUST WORGEN EVERYWHERE"

Ruby was sitting there, cheering her on. "Go, Weiss! You can do it! I believe in you!"

"I'M KILLING THEM ALL, I'M UNSTOPPABLE!"

Blake once again spoke up, muffled voice through the covers. "You're only doing well because, at this point, you can't die-"

A cookie was promptly thrown at Blake's bunk. "DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR HER, BLAKE! SHE IS HAVING FUN!"

The outline of a middle finger could be seen through the covers.

"Ooooh, creepy cellar... hey, why is that guy scared?"

Yang perked up. "Oh, this part! I wanna see this reaction!"

"Wait, WHAT?! He just... he turned into one... the bugger bit me... he..."

"You know what that means, don't ya, Princess?"

"This is where the Worgen part comes in! I get it now!"

"Ah, see? Knew you'd get it!"

"Haha! Yess! I understand for once!"

"Meanwhile, while you're fighting for your life, I'm killing goblins and healing soldiers. Blake has a tranquil life on the back of a turtle, and Ruby is having a lovely time in some beautiful Elven woods... you really got thrown into the deep end, huh?"

"Just shows I can handle more than you."

"You're talking to the Level 110 Draenei Shaman, The Destroyer's End, The Harbinger of Hope!"

"... nope, I'm talking to Yang Xiao Long, master of antics and perverted fantasies!"

"And proud of it...~."

"I hate you. I really do."

"Wuv you too, Weiss!"

Ruby glared at Yang, tightly holding Weiss by the arm. "Mine. You hear me? MINE."

"Ruby. Arm. Going. Dead."

"I don't care. Mine."

"Oh my dust, they're everywhere!"

"Weiss! Stay strong, we'll make it through this together!"

"Easy for you to say, Ruby, all you need to do is climb a tr- wait. Did you just reference that series made by that company, Rooster Teeth?"

"Maybe... But... but I'm still rooting for you!"

"I know... And I know with you helping, I can do a- OH MY DUST I JUST KILLED 22 OF THEM IN ONE CANNON BLAST, I AM TOO GOOD."

"Heh, yeah. Yeah, you are."

"No. This is the easy pa-"

"No, Blake. She is happy. Cease."

"Ooh, Frost Nova... like when I froze that Nevermore Tail on initiation day!"

Ruby sighed dreamily. "You were so different back then... Angrier... still just as cute..."

"S-shut it... You're going to start having Yang-Grade fantasies..."

"I know... I already am..."

"R-RUBY!" Weiss blushed as she turned away from her teammate. "Stop being such a perv..."

Yang butted into the conversation uninvited, as usual. "You two have to do it sometime."

"Y-YANG, STOP ENCOURA-"

"Shhh! Can't talk! Killing a boss!"

"... deviants..."

A cutscene played out before Weiss once again. It depicted Gilnean forces being overrun. "So all that effort, and we failed anyway? But I was doing SO WELL!"

"Juuuust wait for it, Princess. It'll be worth it."

"How, Yang? How can anything make this any... better... oh my DUST I'M FLUFFYYYY!"

"Perfect timing, I've just reached Goldshire! And what a sight..."

Blake poked her head out and frowned at Yang. "You really only picked this server for the ERP. I knew it."

"Maaaybe. Blake, you should join me..."

"Yang, no. I am not interested in your Bumbleby fantasies."

"Buzz, buzz...~."

"YANG, ENOUGH."

"Ahh, I'm kiddin' ya, go back to your temple..."

"Are you really joking, though?"

"... noooooooo..."

A swift slap hit the back of Yang's head. "No flirting! There are more important things to do! DUST DAMMIT I AM FLUFFY!"

"That's nice. And I'm trying to pull a Faunus who happens to be a fine a-"

"LANGUAGE, YANG."

Blake had her face buried in her blueprints, making sure no emotion was shown that would cause Yang to react. "Everything is fine, there is no issue. I am at peace, I am fine. I am still manly. It's all fine."

"Goldshire~."

"I HATE YOU YANG DUST DAMMIT"

Yang leaned back, observing the room. "Nice one, we're all at level 5. I guess we don't have to worry about uneven levelling!" She looked over at Weiss, smiling. "I Said it would be fun."

"Unbelievably, yes, I am actually enjoying myself. Kudos, Miss Long. Kudos."

"I thank you, Frosty Knickers."

"Aaaaand you've ruined it."

"Sowwy, I couldn't resist...~."

"Of course not. You ruin everything with no hesitation."

"Not true! I don't ruin EVERYTHING! Plus, I hesitate sometimes..."

"Rarely."

"Rarely isn't all the time, your point is wrong!"

"Please. Shut up before I kick you."

"Fiiiine... I'll still continue later."

"You DARE, Xiao Long, and you will be hu- SHARKIEEEEE!"

"You forget. I'm the antic queen. I have my backup."

"Sharkie-Chan..."

"AH! ZOMBIE PEOPLE!" Frantic keyboard sounds were heard from the Weiss side of the room. "YANG, THERE'S AN INVASION, WHAT DO I DO."

"Keep doing you. Kill, hand in quests. Rinse and repeat."

"BUT IT'S SO CLOSE, I NEED TO HIT THEM FROM FAR AWAY."

"Frost Nova, Weiss! Frost Nova!"

"GOT IT, NOW WHAT?!"

"Run back, hit it!"

"OKAY BLIND PANIC SETTING IN I CAN DO IT."

"Weiss, look out, the Frost Nova is an AoE spell, it hit things all around you!"

"OH MY GOD THERE'S FIVE OF THEM I CAN'T FEND THEM OFF. LIAM, HELP!"

"Aaaand... Three... Two... One..."

"DUST DAMMIT I'M DEAD."

"You are NOT using your class properly..."

"Yang, teach me! Please!"

"No, this is the fun part..."

"CONFOUND YOU, YANG, I WAS HAVING FUN AND NOW I'M A GHOST."

"Walk to your body. Revive."

"Oh. Right."

"Now you're on your own, I'm levelling so I can wait for m'lady."

The coldest of glares was given to the brawler, but she apparently didn't care. She was Yang, the woman who shipped whoever she wanted when she wanted. And her thoughts on Bumbleby were known. VERY well known.

"Uh, you're wrong." Yang was talking to the ceiling. "They're not known, I don't broadcast my thoughts on a relationship with Blake to the whole school. YOU may think so, but that's because you ship us like crazy. And god knows I respect that, but I need consent. Speaking of which, Blake?"

"NO."

"Ah. Sorry, man. No Bumbleby for you."

An unknown presence sat by his computer, sighing sadly.

"Ah well. I'll try another time again."

Weiss was finally getting back into the game, slowly but surely. She'd managed to fend off the forsaken, with a Ruby attached to her midsection for most of it. Now, she was helping with the evacuation of the Gilneans with minimal trouble. Meanwhile...

"Fire Spirit! Come with me, for we shall make the Temple of Five Dawns great again! For the Pandaren!"

"Yes, I love Darnassus! It's like a huge Treehouse! Which I apparently wasn't allowed to have back at home..."

"Dad was right, you'd destroy it during a sugar rush. Nevermind! You have your virtual treehouse... I have Goldshire..."

"Eww, Yang. Stop doing the dirty."

"Fine, I'll quest... Blake's pretending not to be interested anyway."

"I'M NOT. INTERESTED. AT ALL."

"Pff, yeah right. You want to reenact Ninja's of Lo-"

"IT ISN'T SMUT, YANG. IT IS ART."

"You don't deny the fact that you want to reenact it~."

"SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH, OR I'LL BRING BACK THE GUITAR."

"... D-damn... My only weakness..."

TO BE CONTINUED... in about 6 months.

So yeah! That was my first attempt at writing stuff, hope you enjoyed! The links failed because the website doesn't like links so Elf's page will be in the summary! Check him out, really, his stuff is excellent!

Anyways, until next time, stay frosty! Like Wei- Okay, that joke may hurt some feelings, I'm sorry.

Have fun with stuff, and go look at the rest of Weiss Reacts! See you in... well, a long time. I'm lazy, so... yeah!