Synopsis – Edward is tired of Bella getting hurt all the time… so hoping that she'll be safe, he locks her in a room by herself. Unfortunately for him, trouble seems to have a way of finding Bella…
This Means War!
I had been locked in a room for five weeks, and, quite frankly, it was getting a little old. You can really only stare at the same four walls for so long before you start getting bored. I blame Edward, of course. "Stay in here, Bella", he said, "You'll be safe". Psaw, I might be safe, sure, but I was bored as heck. And to be honest, as impossible as it may seem, the fully child-proof wasn't as safe as the manufacturing companies make it out to be… The walls have a nasty habit of jumping out at people. I rubbed the latest bruise on my head. Stupid room. Your mother was a tree, and your father was a deranged beaver. Suddenly, a brick tumbled from the heavens, hitting me on the head.
"Ow!" I whined, holding the sore spot in my hands. I glared at the water-stained walls between my hands.
"You realize that this means war…" I muttered staring hard at a particularly odd looking spot.
Without warning, the wall launched itself at me.
"Agh!" I cried as I thumped to the floor. "Cheater! I didn't say go!"
If walls could chuckle evilly, I swear this one would. I narrowed my eyes.
"You're going down, wall. You're going down…"
"Bella, who are you talking to?" A terribly attractive voice asked from behind me. I whirled around.
"Edward!" I squealed maturely. "You're here!"
He cocked an eyebrow at me.
"Nope, I'm somewhere else."
"Uh-huh." I remained unconvinced. He shrugged at me.
"Aaanyways…" I turned back to my wallpapered opponent. I stuck my tongue out of my mouth in deep thought. "Edward, would you please go get me some dynamite, or some other random pointy object?"
"Might I ask why?"
"This wall must die." I cackled evilly, rubbing my hands together sinisterly.
Edward smacked his hand against his forehead. I perked up.
"That's it, Edward! We'll use your head as a weapon!"
He groaned.
"What have I gotten myself into?"
I shrugged, took his head, and aimed it carefully at the wall.
"Charge!" I shrieked, running at the wall, dragging Edward behind me.
I smiled happily. The wall didn't stand a chance.
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