WARNING: Contains FEM!Yugi, talking about being Gay(as the title says) and done like a script.

Disclaimers: I own nothing but Shelen and FEM!Yugi's design. YGO and the song are not mine. And never will be.

If You Were Gay

Starring-

Shelen as Rod

Yugi as Nicky

Shelen: *holding a large book and relaxing in an armchair* Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

Yugi: *Walks in through front door* Oh,hi Shelen!

Shelen: *said dully* Hi Yugi.

Yugi: Hey Sheely, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This girl was smiling at me and talking to me

Shelen: That's very interesting.

Yugi: She was being real friendly,
And I think she was coming on to me.
I think she might've thought I was gay!

Shelen: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

Yugi: Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Shelen...

Shelen: *said defencively* I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

Yugi: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

Shelen: I don't want to talk about it,
Yugi! This conversation is over!

Yugi: Yeah, but...

Shelen: OVER!

Yugi: Well, okay, but just so you know
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

Shelen: *glares at Yugi from over her book* Yugi, please!
I am trying to read...*goes back to reading then Yugi is right in her face* What?

Yugi: IF YOU WERE QUEER

Shelen: Ah, Yugi!

Yugi: I'D STILL BE HERE,

Shelen: Yugi, I'm trying to read this book.

Yugi: YEAR AFTER YEAR

Shelen: Yugi!

Yugi: BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

Shelen: Argh!

Yugi: AND I KNOW THAT YOU

Shelen: *raises eyebrow* What?

Yugi: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

Shelen: *looks surprised* I would?

Yugi: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

Shelen: High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

Yugi: SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GIRLS?

Shelen: *looking horrified* Yugi, that's DISCUSTING!

Yugi: No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

Shelen: *places hands over ears* I am not listening!

Yugi: AND HERE I'D STAY,

Shelen: *gets up from chair and walks around* La la la la la!

Yugi: *chasing* BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

Shelen: Aaaah!

Yugi: YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

Shelen: BUT I'M NOT GAY!

Yugi: *said suggestively* If you were gay.

Shelen: *throws hands up in defeat and leaves room* Argh!

...

I've listened to that song on Youtube I don't know how many times. It is HILLARIOUS! XD Anyway the origianal was from some guys called Rob and Nicky and the song is 'If You Were Gay'. The first time I listened to it it was for HTTYD called 'HTTYD-If Toothless Were Gay' then 'YGO: If Atem Were Gay'.

If you liked this one I will post the other ones I had in mind. Again very random and weird.