Lunatic Parade-103
Written by Gabe "Likes to use these hip things between his name to show people how cool he is" Ricard
Disclaimer: I do not claim to own the characters used here so BACK OFF!!!
Here's another fun filled episode of my Lunatic Parade series which has been revamped into a Space Ghost Coast to Coast rip-off. The reason being it gives me more time to look for porn of this really hot chick named Venus and…well that's not important. So just read on…
Hiro: Welcome to the show everyone! The show about ME! Hiro…which rhymes with Beero
Ruby: I bet that would mean something if more then two people were here
Ronfar: Hey…there's like six people here
Ruby: Shut up R-
Hiro: Ruby, I think that jokes ran it course
Ruby" Says who?
Hiro: Lucia
Lucia: Yeah, you're not funny Ruby
Ruby: Am too!
Lucia: You're certainly funnier then…I don't know…Patrick Stewart though
Ruby: Really?
Jean: No way! Patrick Stewart's the cut up!
Lucia: NO ONE ASKED YOU!!
Hiro: This is…getting out of hand. Let's bring out our guest
Ronfar: Who's that?
Hiro: It's Little Washu! Star of Tenchi Universe!
All: Wow
Hiro: Yeah! Nall's bringing her by. We don't even need that stupid floating TV set!
Leo: (Walking by) Hey, I made that thing!
Hiro: I know…where you drinking when you built that damn thing?
Leo: …yes
Hiro: And it shows
Ronfar: Ummm…I got Nall coming in with Washu
Hiro: Fantastic! (turns around in his desk) Little Washu! Thank you for coming to my show
Washu: Hey…this isn't Dr. Forrester's house!
Nall: Sure it is…see right there is Dr. Forrester
Lucia: No I'm not!
Nall: Quiet Lucia
Washu: I'm leaving
Hiro: Wait! Pleassssseeee stay on the show!
Washu: Umm…no
Hiro: Pretty please?
Nall: Say you'll be your guinea pig!
Hiro: Yes! I'll…be…your…
Ruby: Guinea pig
Hiro: Yes guinea pig
Washu: Fine…
Hiro: Good…first thing…can you turn Nall into a giant piece of fish?
Washu: Sure…(brings up her computer and types in a bunch of keys)
Nall: AHHHHHHH!!!!! (Turns into a giant fish) Hey this is pretty cool
Ronfar: Really?
Nall: Yeah
Ronfar: Turn me into a fish! Turn me into a fish!
Jean: Yeah me too!
Lucia: And me! And me!
Ruby: FDLIFDSLKSHDFKJL!!!! (Jumps onto Nall and the two fall on the ground)
Nall: Rubyyyyyy!!! Those are my eyes!!! Dear god please stop!!! Oh it hurts! It hurts! (Blood flies upward)
Ronfar: Actually…I've suddenly changed my mind
Lucia: Me too
Jean: And me
Washu: This is stupid
Hiro: How about you do you're little ego shtick?
Washu: Sure…I AM SUCH A GENIUS!!! (Leaps onto Hiro's desk. Two Washu bots appear)
A: Yes Washu, you're a genius!
B: The greatest…in the universe (both throw confetti and leave)
Hiro: So when are you and Tenchi…. gonna get it on?
Washu: Well…I'm not exactly in line to do that…not on Tenchi Universe at least
Hiro: Why not? You're very sexy
Washu: Really?
Hiro: Sure…but I'm sexier
Lucia: I agree
Washu: Quiet you
Lucia: Make me midget!
Washu: (Types up a bunch of keys and turns Lucia into a fly which Lemina suddenly steals and eats)
Hiro: Why must this show always end in misery
Jean: We've only done two episodes
Hiro: True…with Lucia gone Washu I can be your guinea pig!
Washu: (Dripping with sarcasm) Great
Hiro: I know…come on, let's go
Washu: Fine…(The two walk off)
Ronfar: Who's in charge of the show?
Hiro: You are…come out of the control room and sit in my desk (leaves)
Ronfar: Sweet! (Runs down and sits behind the desk) Lady Luck's been kind!
Jean: I'm gonna go watch…. Porn…yeah that's it
Ronfar: Can I come along?
Jean: Uhhh…no…it's…uhh…gay porn
Ronfar: I'm all right with that
Jean: Well then…. I…OH MY GOD IT'S THE GHOST OF ELANORE ROSEAVELT!!!
Ronfar: Where?! (Looks around)
Jean: (Jumps over the keyboard and runs)
Ronfar: Hey! I don't…Jean? Jean? (Sips Hiro's coffee) hey this tastes like whiskey
(Back at the Masaki Shrine)
Hiro: I don't think this is a good idea!
Washu: You said you'd be my guinea pig!
Hiro: But I thought that was some kinky sex thing!
Washu: You thought wrong…now I'm going to put this wire on…
Hiro: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
End.
Well that's it for the third episode of Lunatic Parade. These are incredibly easy to put together so if they do well enough I'll write them in between serious projects. I know everyone's a bit OOC but hey…that's part of the fun. Or not…it may just be laziness on my part.