A.N. First Hetalia fic!
BY THIS FIC I DON'T MEAN TO INSULT ANYONE. Some of these stereotypes are really mean and/or suggestive.
I'm from a state and when I heard the stereotype I gasped, then rewinded, then laughed.
Laughed at my own state.
I just mean this to be humorous, that's all.
I don't own the stereotypes either.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia-Axis Powers.
ALABAMA: My state bird is the Nascar!
"Quiet down!" America called back to the house were all of his Fifty States were. Yes, he said Fifty.
Fifty freaking rambunctious teenagers.
It's a wonderful life...
"Daddy!" Alabama, one of America's little girls ran in, "'York's teasing my state bird!"
"The Yellowhammer?" America raised an eyebrow at New York, who was currently trying to hold back laughter...
Badly.
"DADDY!"
"What bird are we talking about?" America took a swig of soda.
"The Nascar!"
"Um...sweetie?" America tried to put his thoughts into words as New York howled with laughter.
"My state bird is the Nascar!" Alabama whined.
He could've sworn Hawaii was beginning to wake up.
No wait...false alarm.
"Become one?"
Alabama jumped, "AlASKA!"
"What?" Alaska put on her best angelic face.
"My mini-Russian," America sighed, "I'm having a serious talk here, please go somewhere else."
Alaska pouted, but left.
"Nascar isn't your state bird," America took his soda again.
"What?" Alabama's eyes filled again, "But it is! I swear!"
"Nascar is car racing," America nodded, reaching for the TV remote, "Like this,"
He turned on Nascar.
Alabama reacted, "Oooo..."
A.N. Again, I don't mean any offense, but I just found these hilarious.
REVIEWING WILL MAKE MY UPDATE FASTER.
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Next State: ALASKA!