Yuki The cold hearted Bastard

sung to Roudloph the red nose reindeer

Yuki the cold hearted bastard,

had to write a novel,
and when shu was there,

all he'd do was grovel,

Tatusa always laughed at him,

and his family called him names,

but Yuki the romance novelist,

wouldn't play their mind games!

The one snowy Tokyo eve,

Yuki said to shu.

"Baka you don't look alright

why not sleep with me tonight?"

Now he dosen't care,

what his family says,

cause yuki the romance novelist,

has his lover in bed!

Ryu's 'X' –mas eve

sung to I saw mommy kissing santa claus

I saw Ryu kissing Touma-kun
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They didn't hear me sneak
So I got to peek
In on hot boy love that niiiight!

Deck the ayoi gals halls

Deck the halls

Deck the halls with a bunch o yaoi!
Fa lala lala la la l ala
Put the poster up now!
Fa la la la la lala la la
Gather 'round the doshinjis
Fa la la LA la la La la la
And see us all get nosebleeds!
Fa la la la la la
Long live yaoi!

We wish them a happy boy love

we wish you a merry Christmas

We wish them some happy boy love
We wish them some happy boy love
We wish them some happy boy love
And lots of hot smex!
To all of the guys,
who love eachother
We wish you some happy boy love
And a hot night with your lover!

All Shu wants for Christmas

all I want for Christmas

All I want for Christmas is my Yuki-san
My yuki-san
My yuki-san
And If I get
My yuki-san
I'd give him
a "merry" Christmas!

Oh Shounen-ai

oh Christmas Tree

Oh shounen-ai
Oh shounen-ai!
How we adore thee!
Oh Shounen-ai
Oh Shounen-ai
How we adore thee!
From your bishies
And boy's romance
We love it all
No second chance!
Oh shounen-ai
Oh shounen-ai
How we adore thee!

A/N Welllll, here it is! My attempt to bring some holiday cheer, with yuki's beer! - I know its over…. But its still funny…. so please R&R! hugs Drucilla