It was a normal day in the Hidden Leaf Village. The birds were chirping, the leaves were hidden, and the ninjas were running around and acting ridiculously pompous. Naruto and Chouji were fighting over a bowl of ramen, Sasuke was sulking (as usual), Gaara was running around being psychopathic, Kakashi was reading Ichi-Ichi Paradise, and Sakura was…well…being Sakura. Just a normal day.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the bowl of ramen Naruto and Chouji were fighting over was knocked out of their hands. It flew into the air and landed on Sasuke's head. Sasuke screamed, reminding several of the surrounding people of a five-year-old girl, and ran blindly around in circles. He ran into Gaara, who punched him in the face, which incited the wrath of Sakura, causing her to step on Kakashi in the process of trying to kill Gaara. Kakashi yelled in pain, and the book flew out of his hand, hitting Chouji on the head and knocking him out immediately. After several fist fights and sandstorms, everyone finally calmed down enough to realized that there was somebody new among them.

It was a short, pale boy with a leaf headband tied around his neck. He had brown eyes and dirty blonde hair. A picture of Naruto himself was emblazoned on his cotton t-shirt.

"Why does he have a picture of Naruto on his shirt?" Gaara hissed to Sasuke, who had two black eyes and a bloody nose.

"I don't know, but it's creepy." Sasuke whispered back.

The boy, whose name just happened to be Fred, realized that everyone was looking at him. He had been in the midst of watching the hundredth episode of Naruto (for the seven hundred and ninety fourth time) while reading Naruto #11 (for the five hundred and sixty second time) when, with no warning, he had been a spectator to a bunch of screaming people in ninja headbands.

"Who are you?" Chouji asked, and pointed a chubby finger at Fred. "And why do you have Naruto on your shirt?"

"Yeah!" Naruto screamed, and jumped up and down. He was missing two teeth and was still spitting out sand. "That's just weird!"

"Oh my gosh!" Fred said. "You guys are the Naruto people!"

"No! I'm Naruto! We're not all Naruto! That's Sasuke, that's Gaara, that's Chouji, that's Kakashi, and the dead one is Sakura." Naruto screeched.

"Sakura is dead?" Fred asked, a little disappointed.

"Yes. She attacked Gaara." Sasuke explained, regaining his cool (which looked really funny, since he had two black eyes) Fred was amazed. "Whoa! I just saw Gaara kill someone! I love that!"

"What?" Gaara asked, dumbstruck. "You…"

"I love it when you kill people! It's awesome!" Fred yelled. "This is better than the show!"

"Show?" Gaara asked, looking completely lost. "What show?"

"The show! You guys are all on it!"

"Ack! You are a stalker!" Naruto shrieked. "Kill him, Gaara! Kill him!"

"Yay! I'm about to be killed by Gaara! I love you, Gaara!" Fred yelled.

"No! Nooooo!" Gaara yelled, and wrenched his face in pain. "The love…it burns! Aaag! I'm meeeeltiinnng…." And then Gaara melted, leaving a puddle of greenish goo.

"Now, that was freaky." Kakashi said, finally looking up from the nap he had been taking after the fight.

"This guy is really powerful! Call the Hokage!" Sasuke screamed, and ran away. Fred was flattered. "This is awesome!"

Then, Gaara's raccoon demon broke free and killed Fred.

THE END