A/N: Well, here it is, folks! My first story on this 'ere site. Albeit it is a bit of a bad first impression, but who cares anyway. Enjoy, and don't forget to tell me how much of an idiot I am, if I am said idiot.
Keith Story #1: I love malls, man…
Man, I love malls…Oh man, there was this one time, an' I was at a big ol' super-mall in Atlanta, like, ta git a new hat, an' me and mah buddy Keith saw these guys, an' they was all dancin' fer money an' shit, and Keith just up there an' started dancin' with 'em! We got, like, five bucks until the po'lice showed up, an' said they was gonna a'rrest him, fer past crimes an' shit like that. Well, Keith wasn't gon' have none o' dat, so he just went an' punched an' officer right in the frickin' face, believe it er nawt. He gawt a'rrested anyways, an' they said that if dey saw Keith punch anywon' eva again, 'e'd be shot on gawddamn sight. He did it again, event-cha'-ly, but dat's anotha story, an trust me, I got lot's o' dose…