Kurt&Blaine
Klaine
"Come on, Please Blaine?" Kurt asked him, sticking out his lower lip. "Tumblr seems like a pretty cool sight. Please?"
"I don't see what's so addicting about looking at edits all day." Blaine told him.
"For me?" He smiled charmingly, blinking with his big puppy dog eyes.
Blaine rolled his eyes, "Fine, Your lucky I love you."
The two moved to go sit in front of Kurt's laptop. They pulled up the website and created their account.
"Do you think we should do Kurt-Blaine, Or Klaine?" Kurt asked, using the couple name the Glee Club had given them.
"Use Klaine, It'll be less likely to be taken." He advised.
Kurt frowned, "Both are taken."
"Blaine-Kurt?"
"Taken."
"Whoreballerz."
Kurt looked at him,"Are you serious?"
"What? Everything is taken, What else are we gonna choose?" He countered.
Kurt nodded, "You have a point..." He paused to type that in and then groaned, "THAT ones taken too!"
"Here." Blaine pulled the laptop over to him and typed in a username. "Got one that's open."
Kurt looked at it, ItsKlaineBitch. "Your kidding, No way were using that one."
"Just use it so we can get on to actually looking at the site!" Blaine complained.
"Ugh, Fine." He clicked enter and their blog popped up in front of them.
Blogs You May Want to Follow
Klaine
Whoreballerz
Kurt-Blaine
Blaine-Kurt
"Click on the blogs, I wanna see who stole our names." Blaine demanded. Kurt agreed and clicked on the first one, with the username Klaine.
"Holy Shit." Blaine whispered.
"Is that...?"
"Us? How the fuck did they get that picture of us?" Blaine asked, amazed. "Rachel took that of us in Central Park."
"Blaine, That's not the creepy part." He scrolled down and gestured to the drawn picture of them.
"OH MY GOD THEY HAD A CAMERA IN OUR BED!" Blaine cried out. "They know our sex positions!"
"Blaine, There isn't a camera in your bed. That's disgusting." Kurt said, clicking his tongue.
"Then how do they know?" Blaine demanded.
"Apparently they know about us from a show called... 'Glee?' Oh wow, Not that many Rachel fans on here." He observed. "And a lot of perverts."
"Like how perverted?"
Kurt pushed him his laptop, Where a rather explicit fanfic was displayed on the screen. Blaine read the first paragraph and covered his eyes.
"AH! Were not that kinky!" He cried, covering his eyes.
"I don't know, Some of this stuff sounds kinda interesting..."
"Kurt!"
"What?"
"Tumblr is messed up." He said, frowning.
"But It's given me some great ideas." Kurt said, grinning. "Bed's that way Anderson."
