Ten-Ten waltz into Neji house completely unannounced and unaware.
She finds Neji spwaled out on the ground,
"GASP! Neji? Whatre you doing here…"
Neji in a VERY droned out and unemotional tone expresses, "Leading cause of Death..is life"
Looks up and stares at Ten-Ten, emo basically pouring out his eyes.
,,,"NO NEJI YOU MUST BE HAPPY"
THWACK
Ten-Ten smacks Neji across the face.
Dramatically flies across the room, out the window, through the forest, by some old lady planting, and right into Lee.
The smoke clears and Lee sees Neji,
"Well butter my bun and call me a buiscuit, NEJI!! YOUR YOUTHFULNESS HAS BROUGHT YOU HERE FOR A REMATCH, I WILL WIN…this time!!! YESH!" Gai/Lee pose with sunset
Neji gapes.."crap"
Somtime later that has yet to be announced:
Neji is crawling back into his house for reason yet to be unknown, until he pulls a vert resistant Lee in with him.
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FIGHT ME!!!" Tears streaming from his eyes.
Ten-Ten jumps up spewing her freshly made coffe with a spits worth of glitter all over Nejis xtremly nice home.
"NO ONE PATHECIALLY HOLDS NEJIS LEGS IN THERE AMRS BUT MEEEEEE"
Ten-Ten pulls out sword, "Have at you Master of Brow!!!"
Poke poke poke
Lee subdues to Ten-Tens mightyness and retreats still Balling.
Neji slams the door shut squeezing mr wiskers between.
Meow?
Neji sits at his couch and sighs,
"Hmmm maybe he hasn't seen the coffee that is now destroying his wonderfull work of art." Ten-Ten thinks out loud.
"GREAT GAZOOKS, THERES COFFEE DESTROYING MY WONDERFUL WORKS OF ART!!!" Neji jumps up and begings frantically patting at the coffee stains, though this would NEVER work (so don't try it) it magically disappears.
"Aw man" Ten-Ten moans "and I was hoping to use-"
Holds up can,
"Stain-Away, an all natural Stain remover, works 45 every time!!!
Order now and we'll throw in this fish, free of charge!"
Neji smiles "Lets eat pancakes!"
"Everyone loves Pancakes!" Ten-Ten also smiles.
"ooooh Aunt Jamimaaaaaa!" Neji calls
Old lady pokes her head in through window, "yeeeeeeeees?!" she says sweetly
"How bout whipping us up some of your wonderful pancakes?!" Neji asked still smilling
"MAKE THEM YOURSELF LAZY BONES, COMES IN THE BOXES NOW!" Throwing a box of Aunt Jamimas pancake mixing box smacking Neji in the face…