Hey, it's me again. Yep, the smallest author in . Oh well. That can't stop me. Anyway, this is my first crossover between two shows that have nothing in common (which makes it even funnier).

Plus, I don't own Ed Edd 'n Eddy in any way, nor To Love-Ru in any way (except for the Ed Edd 'n Eddy game that I have).

The setting is in the Cul-de-sac woods. The path through the woods was as clear as ever. And just as the scenery was at its best….

"Run Ed, RUN!"

In came the three Eds dashing through the path. Ed was pulling both Eddy and Edd on a wagon, running as fast as his legs can go. Incoming chasing after them, was of course, the Kanker sisters, running after them at full speed.

"Hurry Ed, they're catching up to us, they're right on our tails!" Edd yelled.

"Kissy-face bad for Ed!" Ed screamed as he accelerated.

After a couple of minutes, Edd looked back. "I think we lost them. I can't see them anywhere." Edd said with a relieved tone. "VICTORY FOR-" Ed blurted.

CRASH!

Ed was interrupted by tripping over a fence, which caused them to start spinning along the ground vertically, then off of a ramp, sent flying into the air.

As the other two Eds were screaming, Edd yelled out. "Quick Eddy! Pull the parachute!".

Eddy was frantically looking for the string. When he did, he pulled it as hard as he could, deploying the makeshift parachute, made of bed sheets, pillow cases, and clothing.

As they were slowly sailing down, Edd smiled and stared at the parachute. "I'm quite surprised that a parachute made out simple cloths can trap so much air."

"Don't have a bird, Double D" Eddy muttered

"Uh, guys. There's gigantic broccoli everywhere!" Ed said as he was hanging from the handle of the wagon.

"That's not broccoli, Monobrow. Those are trees" Eddy replied.

"TREE!" Edd yelled.

"Yeah, that's what I-" Eddy said, but then the three Eds crashes into a nearby tree.

"Nice call, Double D" Eddy said sarcastically as he was hanging from a branch by his shirt.

Edd rose from the ground trying to wipe off dirt, broken twigs, and dead leaves off his clothes. "Well gentlemen, I can safely say that our mission was successful," he said as he reached into his bag and pulled out a bottle.

But it was no ordinary bottle…

"Hey, Double D, why again did we steal the Kanker's ship-in-a-bottle?" Eddy asked as he climbed down from the tree.

Ed popped his head from the ground and examined the bottle. "Oh, this would make a good bath toy!"

Eddy looked at Ed with a stern face. "Lumpy, why do you care? You don't even take baths!"

"Well Eddy, the bottle is the perfect shape required for my portal machine I've been making this summer." Edd explained.

"Whatever. It better work considering all the work we did to get. But we might want to hurry. You know as much as I do that the Kankers might sniff us out." Eddy explained.

Ed Chuckled. "Like a dog, huh Eddy?"

After a long walk back to Edd's house, in Edd's room, Edd is placing the bottle in a perfect position while Ed and Eddy were playing Slap-Happy.

"Carefully….Slowly…."Edd muttered as he was inching he bottle.

"Double D, are you almost done with that? Ed's slapping my hands raw" Eddy asked.

"Yeah, 'cause you stink at this game" He chuckled, then slapped Eddy's hand again.

"And there…we…GO!" Edd said as he placed the bottle. "Now, if I activate the machine…" he said as he did so, then light reflected everywhere in the bottle, then was projected out as a glowing white portal.

"Cooool…" Ed and Eddy said.

Edd observed the machine. "Now, if my calculations are correct, the portal leads to-"

"Last one in is a rotten chicken!" Eddy yelled as he ran in ahead.

"I love chickens!" Ed yelled as he ran in after Eddy.

"W-wait you two!" Edd yelled as he ran after the two.

As soon as Edd was in the portal, the door flew open to Marie Kanker barging in. The first thing she noticed was the bottle; still in it's perfect position. Ignoring the obvious portal in the room, she dashed straight for the bottle, and snatched it. From this, the portal snapped shut, releasing a number of colors, blasting Marie in the face.

"What the heck just happened" Marie asked.

"Ah, who cares? We got our ship-in-a-bottle back!" Lee screamed as she swiped the bottle from Marie's hands, and then left the room.

Meanwhile, Edd, looked behind him to see that the portal was closed. There was nothing behind him.

"Good lord! The portal's gone!" Edd said frantically.

"No doubt the Kankers found out and swiped the bottle." Eddy said with a mad tone.

"Where are we Double D?" Ed asked with a worried tone.

"W-well, the coordinates were for Sainan, Tokyo, Japan…" Edd replied with an 'Oh crap' tone.

"Japan, huh...CRAP!" Eddy screamed at the top of his lungs