This story is dedicated to my best friend ashleigh to make her chuckle!!!!!
Draco and Harry waiting impatiently outside Dumbledores office, Draco was tapping his foot annoyingly, and harry was trying to flatten his unobedient thick black hair. The heard the lock flick and the door swung open, there stood Professor Snape, his thin greasy hair curved round his face, and was unusually smiling.
"Your in for a real treat boy's sit down" he said his grin widening.
They sat down on two red silky chairs, as Snape flicked his wand at the door and it shut behind him. He sat in Dumbledores chair, Harry felt uneasy about this as Dumbledore would be there if not for Snape, but he followed the orders instructions and played along.
" As you may know, the possessions in Dumbledores will have already been handed out" he groaned" but not the one in his real will" he cheered up dramatically.
Snape passed Harry the will, he read aloud,
" i Albus Percivil blah blah Brian Dumbledore, give my secret room below my office to master Harry James Potter and master Draco lewis Malfoy" harry looked up at Snape confused
"continue"Snape exclaimed
"p.s the lions head likes a stroke now and then"Harry said, everything suddenly became clear.
Harry walked slowly and very nervously over to the big lions head next to fawkes cage, he stoked the head and stepped back. Nothing happened he was just about to turn back when writing appeared on the lion's head."what is professor Dumbledores favourite flavour jam"
"Raspberry" sat Harry very pleased with himself.
The head disspeared back into the wall and a door appeared. All of them went through. The had to climb what seemed like thousands of steps. The must have been higher than the top tower by the time harry saw the next door. He went through to see a big stage, a bar, and a casino. Suddenly, loud music began to play as two poles came down to the centre of the stage with a beautiful girl attached to each one.
" I wa wa want the bru bru brune brunette" stuttered Draco, his mouth wide open.
" fine ill have the blonde" said Harry powerfully.
4 and a half hours later
"same time next week" said Draco as they left Dumbledores office.
"deffinately" Harry said laughing at the same time
"what's so funny" said Draco very confused
" it's just i never took Dumbledore to be 'that' type of man"Harry explained
"i kind of figured it out after i caught him look down my mothers top in second year when she came with my father" Draco explained
The both fell into fits of laughter. Draco pulled out two bottles of butterbeer and gave one to Harry as he raised his glass.
"to Dumbledore" he said
"to Dumbledore" Harry replied, as they knocked there glass together and drank.