Sherona

(The fanfiction version of my comic) Enjoy! -

The sun rises, taking its place in the red skies of Planet Vegeta. Sunlight pours into the windows of the palace. Illuminating the beautiful features of a Saiyaness. "AAH" yawned Sherona. "I haven't slept like that in weeks. Oh well I better go get ready for the mission." She made her way to the shower rooms down the hall from her dorm. She never liked having to share a bathroom with others. She always felt so plain and girlish around all the other more filled out women. No one seemed to notice her come in, which was just perfect for Sherona, she liked it that way. That way she could slip in get a shower and be out of there before anyone knew she had even been there. When she finally found an unoccupied shower she quietly removed her robe and began bathing. She was going over the mission specs in her mind, when she heard a female saiyan's voice coming from her left side. It was Jinjur, her archenemy. "I said what are you doing in my shower runt!" "What does it look like I'm doing Jinjur, I'm taking a shower" replied Sherona. "You mean you were taking a shower. Get out! I have to look my best for when King Vegeta chooses me for his queen." "Ha, like that's ever gonna happen King Vegeta has way better taste than that" replied Sherona. "What? Don't tell me you actually think King Vegeta is going to pick a scrawny little runt like you! I'd laugh if you weren't so pathetic. Ah what the hell I'll laugh anyway, "Ha Ha Ha Ha!", Sherona ran out of there before they were done laughing. After she got dressed she pulled her long black hair into a spiked bun and looked at herself in the mirror. She had to admit she definitely wasn't the beauty Jinjur was. Jinjur had long spiky bluish black hair that fell to right above her knees, dark eyes, fair skin, she had a chest that didn't make her look like she was going to fall over, and she was…tall. Lets just face it, I don't stand a chance against someone like that. Sherona let out a heavy sigh. Sherona then made her way to the docking bay to meet up with her crew.

As Sherona walked into the docking bay Tork and Roder greeted her. She had known Tork and Roder for over six years and she still hadn't figured them out. Tork was pretty tall and slimmer than most saiyans were. He had brown spiky hair that fell to right past his shoulder. He had a reputation of being a bit of a party animal. There was many a time Sherona had to scrape him off the floor of the local pub. Roder was bit more complex. There really wasn't a word that could describe Roder. Roder was tall but not as tall as Tork, he had short spiky hair that stood up at the top of his head, and he was missing an eye. No one really knows how he lost his eye but they doubted he lost it in a battle, like he says he did, and he was very, very slow. He was so slow that if you told him a joke it would take him until the following spring to figure it out. Tork and Roder were both such idiots that no one wanted to work with them, but Sherona saw potential in them. "Hi guys where's Bardock? Were running late as it is" asked Sherona. "I don't know I haven't seen him all day" replied Roder. (its 8:00 in the morning) "I think he's still at home." "WHAT!" screamed Sherona at the top of her lungs. "Oh god, we cannot get behind on our missions just because Bardock decided to take a day off! I am gonna kill him if he gets me in trouble!" Sherona let down her jet black hair, letting it fall to her mid back. This could only mean one thing, Sherona was seriously pissed off. Tork and Roder ran after her as she stormed down the hall. When she got to dorm #534 she focused her energy into the palm of her hand, creating a small ki ball. She threw it at the door, causing it to blow up. Bardock came storming out, completely pissed off. "What the hell Sherona! I just replaced this door last week!" Sherona could see lipstick on the side of Bardock's face. She glanced behind him, allowing her to see a beautiful young woman with long spiky brown hair and deep brown eyes. "Hello Kira," greeted Sherona. "I'm so sorry Sherona, we should have waited to celebrate after Bardock got home from the mission." Sherona stared blankly, "...Celebrate what?" Kira blushed violently, "I-I'm pregnant." "WHAT!!!" Sherona screamed, "H-how did that happen?!" Everyone around her fell down anime style. "Don't worry your pretty little head about it Sherona, It's a process someone like you will never experience." said Bardock with a sly grin. Sherona's eyebrow shot up, "What's that supposed to mean, Bardock?" Bardock's smile got bigger, "Sherona, no one in their right mind would mate with you!" Sherona bared her sharp teeth and growled threatingly, like a ape. Bardock's eyes grew wide as Sherona stalked towards him. "NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!!!!" he screamed. Sherona pounced on him, scratching his face, biting, punching, and kicking him. Finally she kicked him in the ass and draged towards his space pod.

Meanwhile in the thrown room:

King Vegeta slumped in his thrown, staring at his wine glass as the wine slushed around in his hand. The latest candidate for queen, Jinjur, was going on and on about herself and how wonderful she would be in bed. Sure she was hot but frankly,...she was as boring as hell! The gaurds were sure captivated though! The king looked to the farside of the room. He must not be the only one who found this constant self-obsessed drible boring, because Lucrin, his advisor, was leaning against the wall snoring. He'd had enough. He jumped to his feet, "That's enough Jinjur! I don't think your queen material. Jinjur stared at him like she wasn't sure she had heard him right. "Why? Are you gay or something?" A deadly haze shot into King Vegeta's eyes as murderous thoughts ran through his spikey head. "I don't think your a suitable mother for the heir to my thrown. You're too self- absorbed to be a loving and devoted mother." Jinjur had a look of sheer rage in her eyes. But just as quckly as it had come the rage passed. She shrugged," Your loss" She turned and left the thrown room.

King Vegeta looked to his advisor, "Please tell me that's the last of them today!" Lucrin looked over his chart. " Just one more your highness. A third class squad commander, named Sherona.

(That's it for chapter one. I'll only go on if I get more than two good reviews. If I do I'll make chapter two a long one. Thank you. -

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ. If I did their would be a lot more romance and female fighters that kick ass and don't get on your nerves!

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