It's What Makes Us Human

by Clare Meadows

"So your life's messed up!" Leah screamed at me. "God knows, your girlfriend ditched you for a mutt, poor you! God knows she accepted your proposal and then dumped you - wouldn't it be much worse if it was the other way around? You're so selfish, Edward!" Sequel now up!

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Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. All rights and regards go to Miss Stephanie Meyer. I own nothing - I'm just playing with her characters. No copyright infringement intended.

Title: Life Sucks… And Then You Die

Rating: T

Summary: "So your life's fucked up!" Leah screamed at me. "God knows, your girlfriend ditched you for a mutt, poor you! God knows she accepted your proposal and then dumped you - wouldn't it be much worse if it was the other way around? You're so selfish, Edward Cullen!"

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